Been in England for the past few weeks for a theater festival. In Colchester the airbnb I stayed in butted up against the ruins of a 13th century priory. Graveyard right next door. Great spot to spend Halloween.

I'm in my bathroom lighting selfie phase I guess (care of a Wendy's in Lakeland, FL aka the gayest place in town).

I have whatever flavor of ADHD that makes me fall dead asleep anytime I try to watch a Fast and Furious film.

gay gay gay feat. yayoi kusama, high waisted pants and a rural PNW gas station bathroom

Just spent the weekend co-officiating a queer pacific northwest clown wedding as a redneck opossum so more or less I'm living my best life.

My favorite is when someone unknowingly connects their contacts to a certain bird site, I recently got a fun notification that (PERSON'S FULL NAME) has just joined the site as "CummyHole69" 😳

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.

Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.

Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
x.com/andrewcuomo/...

💀 EDMONTON 💀 I'm returning with an all new show for
@edmontonfringe
this year - the sequel to my queer horror storytelling cabaret SPOOKY & GAY I brought back in 2022.

Orginal scary stories, songs and standup performed in total darkness! 😈

TICKETS: campsite.bio/bruceshows

I watched Jurassic Park Rebirth the other night and obviously a lot of it was bad but you're telling me that family was SAILING 6+ weeks from Barbados to Cape Town??????? like I know people with sailboats just do shit like that but ... with his daughter's new boyfriend??!?

I'm half of a comedy duo and we're touring the Pacific Northwest starting tomorrow in Bellingham, WA ✨ if you're in any of these cities lemme know, we're a pair of grubby clowns with a penchant for wild theatrics.

also selfie tax + chihuahua tax

ORLANDO ✨ if you're looking for something fun to do this weekend my monthly alt-comedy show is this Saturday @ 8p at The Center Orlando - Improv! Burlesque! Clown!