Me when I go in for the Bio midterm, but it's okay because I know that if you use the bathroom.. your hemoglobin will fall out, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, that stigma kinda sounds like sigma, and that angiosperm has the word sperm in the title.

I know the gods are more about natural consequences for us, at least more than most other religious deities who will smite you for like wearing denim and cashmere..

But Lady Aphrodite really should have given grade 7-10 me a broken leg or a real bad flu to teach me not to hoe myself out so much-

Remember when half the internet was boo hooing over a statement peice of the feast of Dionysus?

Because Christans retconed art depicting ceremonial feasts?

Even though their "art depicting a ceremonial feast" was copied from the pegans anyways?

I do.

And I just full body cringed when I did.