Me when I go in for the Bio midterm, but it's okay because I know that if you use the bathroom.. your hemoglobin will fall out, that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, that stigma kinda sounds like sigma, and that angiosperm has the word sperm in the title.

I know the gods are more about natural consequences for us, at least more than most other religious deities who will smite you for like wearing denim and cashmere..

But Lady Aphrodite really should have given grade 7-10 me a broken leg or a real bad flu to teach me not to hoe myself out so much-

Fucking cheered when I saw Mark Addy as Robert Baratheon in game of thrones.

I am sick and tired of Timothee Chalamet looking bitches coming on screen as the corrupt lord who eats large frivolous feasts and sits around every day.

Like- your country is in poverty. No you? Tf? Bulk up bro..

Why do we always cast skinny men in period dramas to play lords?

That man would've been a starving peasant.

Get me a Jack black or a Matt berry.

A tubby man with some meat on his bones who actually looks like he eats feasts of pheasant and wine, lays around all day, and endulges in his riches!

Remember when half the internet was boo hooing over a statement peice of the feast of Dionysus?

Because Christans retconed art depicting ceremonial feasts?

Even though their "art depicting a ceremonial feast" was copied from the pegans anyways?

I do.

And I just full body cringed when I did.

I will maintain until I croak that children's today need direction.

Cus girl tf you mean your kid tells you what to do?

That would not fly when I was growing up.

You sit tf down right now and do as your told.

My Nonna would have smacked my lights out for for some shit these Gen alpha kids do

One time my Nonna hit me with a wooden spoon because I had sassed her after she gave me an instruction.

So as the mature kid i was, I told her that if she hit me it was abuse.

And than you know what she did?

She fucking hit me harder.

Because I deserved it. Tf. And she's a boss bitch for it.

One time my Nonna hit me with a wooden spoon because I had sassed her after she gave me an instruction.

So as the mature kid i was, I told her that if she hit me it was abuse.

And than you know what she did?

She fucking hit me harder.

Because I deserved it. Tf. And she's a boss bitch for it.

I love saying

"Is this rage bait?"

In response to a cishet conservative white man spitting the most unresearched, bigoted, and gut-wrenching take worthy of inspection from the Geneva Convention.

Because it makes them so mad, they reveal even further why I wouldn't want to continue engaging

Gay culture has conditioned me to say "king" or "queen" towards people who do me a considerable service that i greatly appreciate.

However, what do you even call a nonbinary person?

Monarch? Royal? Court jester?

Notice how pegans aren't telling you that it's in Gaia's, Zeus's, Odin's, or The Dagda's will to condemn people to a life of suffering as social outcasts as a result of their difference in opinion or "lifestyle"

That's because no sutible God would say that. Especially if they love their followers.