Colin Braun
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Colin Braun
@braunaroll.bsky.social
Comedian/engineer
Instagram/tiktok: @braunaroll
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Guns are just crystals for conservatives.

Like, yeah, they look cool, but I really don’t think they’re going to protect me like the salesman says they will.
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Never stop shining the light on fascism: help call a spade a spade and a Nazi salute a Nazi salute by contributing to the Spade Billboard:

gofund.me/18bb4622
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
True story
January 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
SAN FRANCISCO - In a move that surprised regulators and critics, that hot guy known on Grindr as “⬆️4U”, and who never responded to your message of “hey” sent at 2:13am on a Saturday night several months ago, was seen holding hands in the Castro District with a guy who is uglier than you
January 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I may have forgotten that this app exists for a few days
December 4, 2024 at 1:42 PM
November 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
November 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Get in, loser, we’re going engineering
November 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Check this out!
November 23, 2024 at 5:48 PM
A format where I can just post random quick thoughts is a potentially disastrous move, which is why I never got a twitter in the first place. Oh well. Here we go!
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A new social media app? What could go wrong!?!
November 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM