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Brandon Kelly
@brandonkelly.io
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Head honcho at @craftcms.com

📍 Bend, Oregon
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[The Anakin/Padme meme] Padme: “No advertising on Apple TV shows" Padme: “Including Apple product placements right?” Anakin: […] Padme: “Including Apple product placements right?”
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Someone really let a one-star review get to them
Bag containing a small picture frame hanger and nail, which reads: “THANK YOU! Please accept this hanger as a token of our appreciation. It’s an acceptable size for your hanging requirement and is part of our continuing effort to provide quality and service.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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250! And a PR to boot
Photo of my Peloton workout summary, showing PR, “Legendary Climbs”, and “250” badges
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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50 pounds down
Me in my backyard
October 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Back home from an amazing week in Lisbon! #CraftCMS
Me standing in front of historic Lisbon and the river
September 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Prince’s Love Symbol #2
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Masterclass in managing expectations right here. Does Liquid Glass have some legibility issues? lol good luck even reading the version number
The iOS 26 icon - a very translucent “26” over some wavy blue circles
September 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Tough call, but decided not to buy the domain.
Screenshot from an email: “All things considered, our "magic number" for [REDACTED] would be USD $12 million (twelve million US dollars).”
September 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oh LA…
GPS directions saying to exit the freeway in 1.5 miles on CA-170 SOUTH Hollywood, with a lane diagram showing seven lanes, suggesting I be in any of the right three.
August 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Hit 200 rides on the Peloton today
Blue digital badge with the number 200 on it, and the text “200 Rides - Awarded for completing 200 Cycling workouts.” below it
August 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Saturday morning project: installed a little cable box and mount for my Dream Machine
Dream Machine mounted on the wall, connected to a bunch of cables that are popping out of a wall plate, above an in-wall networking cabinet.
August 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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View of the Deschutes River from this morning’s walk. #inBend
View of the Deschutes River from a walking bridge. “MAGA IS NAZI SO IS AMERICA WAKE UP” is written along the railing in chalk.
July 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Not the most productive day, tbh.
First person perspective of me looking at my laptop from a chair, with Jude (a bernedoodle)’s head popping up beside the laptop, with very dramatic puppy eyes, letting me know she is unhappy with me trying to work when I could be rubbing her belly.
July 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Check out Craft CMS, it’s used by a lot of totally different people.
A screenshot of GitHub’s “Used by” metadata for the craftcms/cms repo, showing 8 avatars – three identical ones, followed by Pixel & Tonic’s avatar, followed by four identical official Craft CMS avatars, and then a “+ 6,572” link.
July 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Earth Wind & Fire in the house!
Earth Wind & Fire performing at Hayden Homes Amphitheater in Bend, OR.
June 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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😂 apple.news/Ab23jg2WCQdK...
Quote from the WSJ article about how no one is going to Trump’s birthday parade: “Sen. Josh Hawley (R., Mo.) said he isn’t going either. Asked if he had other plans, he said no.  Was he just not a fan of parades? ‘Oh, I love parades,’ he said.”
June 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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AI-generated image of Pope Leo IXV wearing dark-green clothes and shades, in front of a backdrop of Matrix code, with the caption “MY NAME… IS LEO”
May 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Well that’s a first! Today we passed $5M in total Plugin Store revenue for the past 12 months 👀 #CraftCMS
A line chart showing $5,018,897 in total revenue over the past 12 months
April 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Pizza night!
A margarita pizza and a chicken bacon jalapeño pesto pizza All-meat and combo pizzas
April 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
Milton from Office Space, moving his red Swingline stapler a little closer to him
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A grocery store sign with the message “PRIVATE SIGN; DO NOT READ”
April 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Know your audience! #inBend
A promo for Trevor Noah in Bend, with a photo of Trevor with googly eyes.
April 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Here is a little salamander my dog found on a walk last weekend
A brown and orange salamander walking on some wet pebbles
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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OK so we're doing this
Five kids posing and smiling in front of Hamilton signage at the Keller Auditorium in Portland
March 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM