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Brandon Ito
@brandonito.bsky.social
I sling potato chips to pay the bills and enjoy hiking.

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That’s nuts.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It’s fine, I don’t mind. Gimme some of that good stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Lot going on here.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Exactly what a witch would say.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That’s a spicy meatball.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Beat me to it
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Sing it to the TMNT theme.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I was nervous for a few seconds but not quite boomer gullible yet.
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thanks, figured it’s junk but still made my tummy drop for a second.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Looooooove this for you. Mine was Saturday.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Welcome back
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If it gets dumb give me a call,
Would love an excuse to ditch work and Uber you.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Value buy
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Flights really are preconditioning for getting back into the normal slog. Safe travels, eventually💙
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s occasionally lonely missing out but give it a try. If sports can’t be a distraction from all this shit then better off without. It’s also easier when your teams suck🥴
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How did you sneak a camera into my bedroom.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Of course.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I do enjoy a big scarf.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Don’t ya like me?!?
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My brain retains the dumbest things for moments like this. youtu.be/b532gvpHd3k?...
Meet Marshie
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November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Cancelled every streaming service that’s bent the knee. At best your team wins it all and goes to the White House to make nice with this idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM