Brandon Bradford
@brandonbradford.bsky.social
Do I just copy my Twitter profile so people know who I am here?
There's a moment every time, before a movie starts in an theater, that I scope out and plan what I'm going to do if a shooter comes. This is a uniquely American experience.
August 8, 2023 at 8:15 PM
There's a moment every time, before a movie starts in an theater, that I scope out and plan what I'm going to do if a shooter comes. This is a uniquely American experience.
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Seeing a lot of so-called "criminal-defense lawyers" say that Trump won't face 600 years in prison, more like 6-8 years, because of some silly thing called the "Sentencing Guidelines."
Yeah well I looked at these quote-unquote guidelines and my math says it's 1,200 years. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
Yeah well I looked at these quote-unquote guidelines and my math says it's 1,200 years. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
August 4, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Seeing a lot of so-called "criminal-defense lawyers" say that Trump won't face 600 years in prison, more like 6-8 years, because of some silly thing called the "Sentencing Guidelines."
Yeah well I looked at these quote-unquote guidelines and my math says it's 1,200 years. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
Yeah well I looked at these quote-unquote guidelines and my math says it's 1,200 years. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH:
A superhero who doesn't find out that his power is to communicate with mosquitoes until he's in his late 70s, because he always killed them on sight
August 4, 2023 at 4:42 PM
A superhero who doesn't find out that his power is to communicate with mosquitoes until he's in his late 70s, because he always killed them on sight
When Paris Hilton gets a commercial that says she's an expert on "What's Hot?" I wonder who the kids think she is? That was her catchphrase....16 years ago? 17? That she's just a rich lady who likes spicy food and promoting taco bell?
July 26, 2023 at 11:11 PM
When Paris Hilton gets a commercial that says she's an expert on "What's Hot?" I wonder who the kids think she is? That was her catchphrase....16 years ago? 17? That she's just a rich lady who likes spicy food and promoting taco bell?
A lot of good management is just knowing how to get the right nerds in the right room together, with specific questions they need to answer.
July 21, 2023 at 2:36 PM
A lot of good management is just knowing how to get the right nerds in the right room together, with specific questions they need to answer.
Complaining that Barbie is a girl-boss movie is like complaining that GI Joe had guns in it.
July 21, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Complaining that Barbie is a girl-boss movie is like complaining that GI Joe had guns in it.
I don't have the attention span for this place too
July 14, 2023 at 8:26 PM
I don't have the attention span for this place too
Lol Kenny Xu sucks
July 3, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Lol Kenny Xu sucks
I'm sure that Bluesky was completely ready for this and the servers are doing a-okay. I still think it's hilarious that no one runs to Facebook
July 1, 2023 at 6:08 PM
I'm sure that Bluesky was completely ready for this and the servers are doing a-okay. I still think it's hilarious that no one runs to Facebook
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❌ stopping the bots
❌ stopping the web scrapers
✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter
❌ stopping the web scrapers
✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter
July 1, 2023 at 3:30 PM
❌ stopping the bots
❌ stopping the web scrapers
✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter
❌ stopping the web scrapers
✅ stopping real users from accessing Twitter
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I got permission to share this so buckle up yall!: ]
BlueSky's antiblackness:
BlueSky Team had invited a Black person to talk on safety and moderation at a recommendation of someone long time ago. One Black person, rest non-black. Black person got ignored and passed over so much (1/n)
BlueSky's antiblackness:
BlueSky Team had invited a Black person to talk on safety and moderation at a recommendation of someone long time ago. One Black person, rest non-black. Black person got ignored and passed over so much (1/n)
July 1, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I got permission to share this so buckle up yall!: ]
BlueSky's antiblackness:
BlueSky Team had invited a Black person to talk on safety and moderation at a recommendation of someone long time ago. One Black person, rest non-black. Black person got ignored and passed over so much (1/n)
BlueSky's antiblackness:
BlueSky Team had invited a Black person to talk on safety and moderation at a recommendation of someone long time ago. One Black person, rest non-black. Black person got ignored and passed over so much (1/n)
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i really need to just bite the bullet and get off of twitter. my tweet about the supreme court’s insane inversion of the fourteenth amendment is almost entirely populated by race science chuds and wingnut welfare cases
June 29, 2023 at 10:38 PM
i really need to just bite the bullet and get off of twitter. my tweet about the supreme court’s insane inversion of the fourteenth amendment is almost entirely populated by race science chuds and wingnut welfare cases
"what if it were your family in that sub?!?"
I'd treat it as if my family hiked Mount Everest and for some reason didn't trust Sherpas. I wish for their safety, that's a terrible way to die, but also they'd expect the jokes to be endless. Clowning continues until decision making improves
I'd treat it as if my family hiked Mount Everest and for some reason didn't trust Sherpas. I wish for their safety, that's a terrible way to die, but also they'd expect the jokes to be endless. Clowning continues until decision making improves
June 22, 2023 at 8:53 PM
"what if it were your family in that sub?!?"
I'd treat it as if my family hiked Mount Everest and for some reason didn't trust Sherpas. I wish for their safety, that's a terrible way to die, but also they'd expect the jokes to be endless. Clowning continues until decision making improves
I'd treat it as if my family hiked Mount Everest and for some reason didn't trust Sherpas. I wish for their safety, that's a terrible way to die, but also they'd expect the jokes to be endless. Clowning continues until decision making improves
Is the Bluetooth in my car broken or did I forget I turned down the volume? Book 35
June 14, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Is the Bluetooth in my car broken or did I forget I turned down the volume? Book 35
I can't help but picturing him running around yelling "INDICTED" like Jim Carrey from Fun with Dick & Jane
June 9, 2023 at 5:56 AM
I can't help but picturing him running around yelling "INDICTED" like Jim Carrey from Fun with Dick & Jane
Has anyone developed an app that allows for cross-posting yet? I'm too lazy to be in both spaces
June 1, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Has anyone developed an app that allows for cross-posting yet? I'm too lazy to be in both spaces
We are 3 weeks away from some radicalized conservative weirdo pulling a gun on a literal rainbow claiming that nature is now woke
June 1, 2023 at 12:40 AM
We are 3 weeks away from some radicalized conservative weirdo pulling a gun on a literal rainbow claiming that nature is now woke
Baby leftists sometimes think that because you're a minority you can't be an ahole, and that's definitely not true. It's pervasive, because it's also exactly how the right thinks being minoritized works. It's why they're so desperate to paint themselves as the "real" victims
May 22, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Baby leftists sometimes think that because you're a minority you can't be an ahole, and that's definitely not true. It's pervasive, because it's also exactly how the right thinks being minoritized works. It's why they're so desperate to paint themselves as the "real" victims
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What happened is that online news isn’t a VC scale business. Giving a lemonade stand VC funding doesn’t make it a billion dollar business.
Vice and BuzzFeed were meant to be the future of news. What happened? | Jane Martinson
Their young audience made them the envy of the media’s old guard. But, ultimately, they couldn’t convert this into profit, says Guardian columnist Jane Martinson
www.theguardian.com
May 21, 2023 at 6:19 PM
What happened is that online news isn’t a VC scale business. Giving a lemonade stand VC funding doesn’t make it a billion dollar business.
"I am the reason Open AI exist" says man who gave $50 million of the $1 billion Open AI raised and did literally zero of the background engineering work.
May 21, 2023 at 6:20 PM
"I am the reason Open AI exist" says man who gave $50 million of the $1 billion Open AI raised and did literally zero of the background engineering work.
Absolute Free Speech *as long as the dictators who I want to sell cars to allow it*
May 19, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Absolute Free Speech *as long as the dictators who I want to sell cars to allow it*
"I think it's telling that you put your height in Feet/inches instead of using metric"
Girl we are in SF you can find something to be elitist about without looking foolish
Girl we are in SF you can find something to be elitist about without looking foolish
May 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM
"I think it's telling that you put your height in Feet/inches instead of using metric"
Girl we are in SF you can find something to be elitist about without looking foolish
Girl we are in SF you can find something to be elitist about without looking foolish
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May your career be in a place where this is how you respond when asked if you want to be CEO of Twitter. 🙏🏾
May 12, 2023 at 2:06 AM
May your career be in a place where this is how you respond when asked if you want to be CEO of Twitter. 🙏🏾
I need Ed Sheeran and Dua Lipa to make some catchy bangers together
May 11, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I need Ed Sheeran and Dua Lipa to make some catchy bangers together
When things are definitely going well for your social media site
May 6, 2023 at 10:43 PM
When things are definitely going well for your social media site