🅱️randon 🧠🔬
@brandonam.bsky.social
spooky bimbo moonlighting as a neuroscientist
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🅱️randon 🧠🔬
@brandonam.bsky.social
· Dec 3
i want to be an evil twink, but i keep choosing kindness
Do you think the twinkification, boiwife, and femboification of gen z and alpha will create a second greco-roman age
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Do you think the twinkification, boiwife, and femboification of gen z and alpha will create a second greco-roman age
why does the US economy rely on exporting weapons it should export spirit halloweens
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
why does the US economy rely on exporting weapons it should export spirit halloweens
God gives his evilest PowerPoints to his sexiest soldiers
August 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
God gives his evilest PowerPoints to his sexiest soldiers
is that dandruff?
no that's paraffin wax from histology lab
no that's paraffin wax from histology lab
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
is that dandruff?
no that's paraffin wax from histology lab
no that's paraffin wax from histology lab
call them a transformer the way they're an autism powered fuck machine
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
call them a transformer the way they're an autism powered fuck machine
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August 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝ ╮
( bacterial )
( meningitis )
( )
╰ ͜ ╯
O
o
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
( bacterial )
( meningitis )
( )
╰ ͜ ╯
O
o
°
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/
＼/＿＿＿/
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my behavior at the museum of natural history might indicate neurodivergence
January 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
my behavior at the museum of natural history might indicate neurodivergence
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nobody on sniffies wanted to hear my thoughts about how climate change is making it easier for the hemlock woolly adelgid to survive in northeastern forests and how it imperils our spruce and hemlock trees
January 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
nobody on sniffies wanted to hear my thoughts about how climate change is making it easier for the hemlock woolly adelgid to survive in northeastern forests and how it imperils our spruce and hemlock trees
sprinkling pussy into my academic writing
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
sprinkling pussy into my academic writing
Mak'Gora gf 🤝 U-haul lesbian bf
August 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Mak'Gora gf 🤝 U-haul lesbian bf
me, flirting: while it is technically one of the largest terrestrial biomes on earth, only the northernmost sections of the subartic coniferous forest is considered the taiga. The southern sections are actually the boreal and-
the cashier, wanting me biblically: kan du skriva under ditt kvitto??
the cashier, wanting me biblically: kan du skriva under ditt kvitto??
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
me, flirting: while it is technically one of the largest terrestrial biomes on earth, only the northernmost sections of the subartic coniferous forest is considered the taiga. The southern sections are actually the boreal and-
the cashier, wanting me biblically: kan du skriva under ditt kvitto??
the cashier, wanting me biblically: kan du skriva under ditt kvitto??
I had a dream I watched a forgotten high school musical film where they travel abroad for a competition and their plane crashes and they survive on an island
August 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I had a dream I watched a forgotten high school musical film where they travel abroad for a competition and their plane crashes and they survive on an island
are we allowed to joke about invading northern ireland, or is that a cancellable offense
July 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
are we allowed to joke about invading northern ireland, or is that a cancellable offense
hypochondria and doing a phd in clinical neuroscience is crazy bc wym this peer-reviewed paper is giving me the scaries
July 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hypochondria and doing a phd in clinical neuroscience is crazy bc wym this peer-reviewed paper is giving me the scaries
everyone talks about the gold standard and other inflation-resistant monetary models. what about a backing the dollar with something meaningful -- like true love. or this big fat ass
July 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
everyone talks about the gold standard and other inflation-resistant monetary models. what about a backing the dollar with something meaningful -- like true love. or this big fat ass
idc what field you study, there is always a Sullivan et al., 2006
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
idc what field you study, there is always a Sullivan et al., 2006
How much slay could a diva goon give,
If her mog had rizz and a reason to live?
Would the bait get snapped by a hunty in heels,
Or would Tina show up and snatch all the feels?
If her mog had rizz and a reason to live?
Would the bait get snapped by a hunty in heels,
Or would Tina show up and snatch all the feels?
June 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How much slay could a diva goon give,
If her mog had rizz and a reason to live?
Would the bait get snapped by a hunty in heels,
Or would Tina show up and snatch all the feels?
If her mog had rizz and a reason to live?
Would the bait get snapped by a hunty in heels,
Or would Tina show up and snatch all the feels?
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no more descent into global neofascism for me, thanks. i'm full
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
no more descent into global neofascism for me, thanks. i'm full
just saw a cyber truck - day ruined
February 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
just saw a cyber truck - day ruined
my 70+ y/o research collaborator low key doing numbers on this app like okay niche microcelebrity kween slaayyyy
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my 70+ y/o research collaborator low key doing numbers on this app like okay niche microcelebrity kween slaayyyy
thinking about this t-shirt I saw at the gym today
February 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
thinking about this t-shirt I saw at the gym today