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brandon johnson
@brandon.mn
recently approved ham radio operator 🐷📻. lapsed cottage food producer 🏠🍞. seeking other rare certifications🏅👨‍🎓.

working on: internal tools for public media 🎙️. live event technologies🧑‍🎤. revamping a scamp 🏕️.

emcee/sticker purchaser: javascriptmn.com
This pumpkin spice popcorn? Really good. First bite is super off putting but the second bite is incredible.
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
classic miata vibe no notes
November 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
just ordered a pack o’ these bad boyz to give away at our next javascriptmn.com event on Dec 4! catch you there?
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Chili crisp and oranges on a bagel. Nice.
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Have some pierogi and goulash
October 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
a shrine to cows
June 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
people think the mayo clinic is the foremost healthcare system in the US but i’m here to tell you, it’s actually just helping this one jar of mayo over and over again.
June 5, 2023 at 5:14 PM
flowers to the left
veggies to the right
here i am: stuck in the middle with you
May 27, 2023 at 4:00 PM
wait, so is a person named Max sending this email, or is Max, the Brand™ sending this email? is Max, the Brand™, a person?!
May 23, 2023 at 10:23 PM
the most fire fit this szn: suiting by tyvek
May 23, 2023 at 12:59 PM
posting tostada on main
May 20, 2023 at 5:31 PM
good morning bluesky it’s coffee time
May 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
grain belt goose
May 15, 2023 at 12:15 AM
same energy
May 13, 2023 at 5:20 PM
goood morning bluesky, how’s your saturday
May 13, 2023 at 2:45 PM
tired: goatse
wired: oats
May 9, 2023 at 3:41 PM
woah what a cloud that is (over the dirt pile at the chemical factory)
May 9, 2023 at 3:36 PM
oh dear
May 8, 2023 at 10:28 PM
hip taco joints now selling knockoff crunchwrap supremes
May 7, 2023 at 8:41 PM
say hola to bob esponja
May 6, 2023 at 8:44 PM
for some reason this seems like it belongs on bluesky
May 6, 2023 at 8:42 PM
grill check
May 5, 2023 at 9:17 PM
madewell: “he’d look good in these jeans”

the jeans: 👖
May 4, 2023 at 11:13 PM
major 1990s popup vibes
May 4, 2023 at 10:54 PM
big day for ducks!!! nice to see ya here, @taylr.bsky.social
May 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM