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brandon johnson
@brandon.mn
recently approved ham radio operator 🐷📻. lapsed cottage food producer 🏠🍞. seeking other rare certifications🏅👨‍🎓.

working on: internal tools for public media 🎙️. live event technologies🧑‍🎤. revamping a scamp 🏕️.

emcee/sticker purchaser: javascriptmn.com
“web scale” but its calcification not capacity
January 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
It's snowing outside here in Minnesota ❄️ - time for some indoor fun!

Make your own paper snowflake!
See it fold!
Download it!

My latest side project:
supersnowflakemaker.com

I'm still actively working on features - let me know if you run into any issues!
Super Snowflake Maker
Delighted you're here to spread wintry cheer! Create paper snowflake designs.
supersnowflakemaker.com
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
This is the vibe. Wild turkey does not give a fuck. www.startribune.com/the-triumph-...
November 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
this is a wild one, but if any of you iOS devs/expo devs/React Native folks out there have encountered this, it would be a big help:
November 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
This pumpkin spice popcorn? Really good. First bite is super off putting but the second bite is incredible.
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
classic miata vibe no notes
November 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
The moment when your washing machine and dryer each finish running about 5 seconds apart and it’s like they’re singing in a round
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
good for him! work-life balance is so important
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
just ordered a pack o’ these bad boyz to give away at our next javascriptmn.com event on Dec 4! catch you there?
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Chili crisp and oranges on a bagel. Nice.
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
made my first ham radio contact today (on a local 70cm repeater) and dang was that ever wholesome
November 5, 2024 at 12:21 AM
six years since I started my company (going independent) and nine years since I’ve been in tech, wild stuff.
November 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I have a weird knack for being recognized by people who don’t know me at all. Happened again today! Generic face syndrome strikes again.
November 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Have some pierogi and goulash
October 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
at this point i just hope that barbie and oppenheimer are the same movie. like absolutely identical.
June 28, 2023 at 2:04 PM
a shrine to cows
June 14, 2023 at 10:16 PM
tired: no man’s sky
tired: no mind’s eye
June 9, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
I'd like to add you to my unprofessional network on BlueSky
June 8, 2023 at 7:46 PM
a subwoofer implies the existence of a superwoofer
June 7, 2023 at 8:42 PM
June 5, 2023 at 5:09 PM
new kind of guy just dropped: “guy who confuses wes anderson’s “asteroid city” with christopher nolan’s “oppenheimer”
June 4, 2023 at 4:09 AM
brandon v28 release notes:

- improved resilience due to optimized rest cycle
- two new bread recipes
- new, improved vibes
- support for french and german languages
- bug fixes and performance improvements
June 3, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
*seeing any group of 40-somethings in Portland* oh shit is that The Decemberists
May 28, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Reposted by brandon johnson
I’m sick of everyone being brought down, especially on Memorial Day weekend, where we honor the Beastie Boys who fought and possibly died for our right to party
May 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM