— the ingredients.

I always cackled at those “white people can’t cook” memes because I THOUGHT I’d dodged that bullet! 🤣 Nope! It applied to my family too, and I just never realized!

— how to cook, and throwing sauerkraut on brisket was the only thing they could think of, for how to TASTE anything.”

I was gonna defend some of their recipes, but it only took me a half-second to realize that the tastiest recipes I remember eating definitely had ZERO spices involved in —

— kept telling me ‘oh, just put brown sugar or butter on it,’ but it never helped. Same with sauerkraut, which my parents always put on barbecue.”

RM: “Wait, WHAT!?🤨 Sauerkraut on BARBECUE?! 🤢”

Me: “Wait, that wasn’t normal?”

RM: “Dude, no! Man, I don’t think your parents actually know —

I just watched the Patton Oswalt bit about KFC part 2 about this.

“Everyone knows the midwest is used to test new ideas, for side-effect. Because lets face it, if bacon-flavored Sprite is gonna put a vagina behind your knee, better to find out with some dirt-farmer than Scarlett Johansson.”

Additional hint: if you ever do something that gives you the message, “The Gods are Angry”, the enemy that spawns in is particularly vulnerable to physics damage. If you kick a statue into him, he gets one-shotted. (and drops 2x gold than if you fought him the hard way)

Have fun~!😁😈

If they’re standing next to an explosive barrel, you shoot the barrel and blow them up, they drop normal gold.

BUT, if you kick the barrel into them, (or a minecart, or a rock, or throw an Inventory item, like a tablet at them) THAT is what gives you double the gold drops. Risky, but worth it.

If you wanna hate yourself, try Noita.

Mostly kidding, lol. Just be aware the learning curve is a learning cliff, but it is a fun game.

🤔Small advice. Enemies that die to physics objects give 2x gold drops.

So killing them with a wand, normal gold amount.
They die to environment, normal gold.

Not just low pay.

When the NG are activated, they get all sorts of benefits/extra pay for being “active” for more than a month.

All the NG who have been running around, are rotated out every 28 or so days, so they don’t qualify for those benefits.😑 “Saving money” my ass.

It’s Thomas Crooks’ fault.

*stomps on the ground a few times*

“One job! You had ONE job, you storm-trooper ass motherfucker! Did you think that only NERDS try to practice beforehand?!”

“Dammit, man! Your bear’s AI was supposed to convince the kids to go somewhere ALONE, and whatever kinky shit they were told should be kept as “wonderful secrets”! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW GROOMING WORKS?!?”

So yeah, I’m betting this ain’t a glitch, they just got caught.

With how much the AI tech bros and companies are supporting Trump’s regime and the Epstein billionaires, who thinks the teddy bear’s AI is working EXACTLY as intended.

And that right now, the guy in charge of the teddy bears is being cussed out by one of his pedophile investors.
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