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“Haha that’s an intriguing thought! Rail me”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Haha that’s an intriguing thought! Rail me”
@katiesisneros.bsky.social think of you at least twice a year, which is about how often I buy pizza rolls
September 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@katiesisneros.bsky.social think of you at least twice a year, which is about how often I buy pizza rolls
Trump: now just to sign this letter to Epstein *signs*
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it
September 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trump: now just to sign this letter to Epstein *signs*
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it
Imagine if Apple had an update that included a working alarm clock
August 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Imagine if Apple had an update that included a working alarm clock
Grew a depression beard and got so many compliments on it that it kind of helped
June 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Grew a depression beard and got so many compliments on it that it kind of helped
Hey @cheekface.bsky.social i got some merch last night but I have to ask
How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)
How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey @cheekface.bsky.social i got some merch last night but I have to ask
How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)
How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)
I’m about to ditch Spotify for a platform that pays artists, but I acknowledge that showing me Cheekface was the most successful algorithm recommendation of all time
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m about to ditch Spotify for a platform that pays artists, but I acknowledge that showing me Cheekface was the most successful algorithm recommendation of all time
Me at a protest holding up a sign that says “BRING BACK PEANUT BUTTER TWIX”
May 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Me at a protest holding up a sign that says “BRING BACK PEANUT BUTTER TWIX”
Shoutout to taking off tights after a 14 hour day, gotta be a top five leg sensation
March 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Shoutout to taking off tights after a 14 hour day, gotta be a top five leg sensation
The fans of the two bands I’ve seen the most (GWAR and They Might Be Giants) have never paid a shred of attention to this rule
I never understood that unwritten rule about not wearing the band’s t-shirt to the show. “oh sure I like this band, but I don’t want anyone to think I LIKE like them”
February 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The fans of the two bands I’ve seen the most (GWAR and They Might Be Giants) have never paid a shred of attention to this rule
Also thanks to Devo for making me want to buy a $100 concert ticket
My “no concert ticket is worth $100” theory isn’t going to hold up these days (thanks joe biden)
February 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Also thanks to Devo for making me want to buy a $100 concert ticket
My “no concert ticket is worth $100” theory isn’t going to hold up these days (thanks joe biden)
February 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My “no concert ticket is worth $100” theory isn’t going to hold up these days (thanks joe biden)
Spent the last Trump administration hoping he would somehow stop existing, but I can’t this time because Vance is worse
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Spent the last Trump administration hoping he would somehow stop existing, but I can’t this time because Vance is worse
Redundant phrases are the worst
“I said what I said” oooo big courage
“It is what it is” go fuck yourself
“I said what I said” oooo big courage
“It is what it is” go fuck yourself
January 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Redundant phrases are the worst
“I said what I said” oooo big courage
“It is what it is” go fuck yourself
“I said what I said” oooo big courage
“It is what it is” go fuck yourself
Y’know, every once in a while it’s nice to sit back and reflect on how Rush Limbaugh is still dead
January 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Y’know, every once in a while it’s nice to sit back and reflect on how Rush Limbaugh is still dead
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They should sell sex at Wendy’s
June 23, 2024 at 12:41 AM
They should sell sex at Wendy’s
I have an allergist appointment tomorrow and I’ve been off the allergy meds for a week, as soon as that shit is over I’m planning on ripping a fat line of Claritin
January 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I have an allergist appointment tomorrow and I’ve been off the allergy meds for a week, as soon as that shit is over I’m planning on ripping a fat line of Claritin
Just saying, if there’s some random imported thing you’ve been meaning to pick up, now is the time before tariffs hit
January 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just saying, if there’s some random imported thing you’ve been meaning to pick up, now is the time before tariffs hit
I would be willing to pay a small monthly fee for my facebook to be only my friends and the pages I actually follow
January 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I would be willing to pay a small monthly fee for my facebook to be only my friends and the pages I actually follow
Ocean fish must have super high sodium levels
January 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ocean fish must have super high sodium levels
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The reason people fuck at / after funerals actually has nothing to do will death and loss like psychologists might say. Everyone just looks sexy in black
January 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The reason people fuck at / after funerals actually has nothing to do will death and loss like psychologists might say. Everyone just looks sexy in black
Hey Internet should I be appalled or amused at auto-generated podcast captions changing “neurodivergent” to “nerd-a-virgin”
January 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey Internet should I be appalled or amused at auto-generated podcast captions changing “neurodivergent” to “nerd-a-virgin”