That's accurate 🤣

It took forever and the portions were *so small*

The owners are good eggs though and try their best so we keep coming back to humor them.

Unfortunately yes, to follow them around with a pooper scooper! (Though to be fair, the hoos are not very bright.)

One squirrel sighting would change the equation, but still ...

Wise. Difficult, but wise.

If I could hand a treat through my screen right now Thistle would have one more to her account.

(Different library, but we too had and loved the pneumatic tubes). As a page if we were working the sub-basement we would occasionally send a little, uh, hitchhiker on the return ride back to the upstairs desk.

Don't worry Billy. I may be incompetent but I'm even lazier. Your coat is safe from me.

I'm a menace with finger cots and stripping knife 😨

Personally I'm slightly afraid of hot curling irons 😆

Surprisingly gentle way to shave. Does not reward inattention, though.

Aw thanks. Wish I could somehow catch a video when one of them is tilting back and forth like a clockwork. Any move for the phone breaks the spell it seems.

Without Cairns I'm not entirely sure I would be alive today. Now they are helping me once again. They are a lesson and a lifeline. Take comfort, keep Cairn and carry on I guess.