Jimmy Baphomet
@braditude.bsky.social
Hollywood Hot Shot
Nashville Bimbo
Nashville Bimbo
Ribs. Pretty good/10 🍽️
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ribs. Pretty good/10 🍽️
Ribeye steaks. Steak/10 🍽️
April 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ribeye steaks. Steak/10 🍽️
Fried rice. Mid+/10 🍽️
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fried rice. Mid+/10 🍽️
I think I'm just going to post my shittily photographed food here.
April 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think I'm just going to post my shittily photographed food here.
The most important meal of the day 🍽️
April 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The most important meal of the day 🍽️
Sloppy homemade chili fries. Unflattering flash photo. 🍽️
January 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sloppy homemade chili fries. Unflattering flash photo. 🍽️
Whoa, this guy is a fucking dipshit.
What many zoomers do not understand, because they’ve never experienced an actual bad economy or food markets characterized by anything less than extreme choice and diversity, is that being able to rotate cuisines nightly is a ludicrous modern luxury inconceivable for many Americans even 20 years ago
i think part of this is you are not always going to have something new and exciting to eat everyday? yeah, you will have to eat your leftovers! or freeze for a later date.
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Whoa, this guy is a fucking dipshit.
One time I went to a rest area and a picnic table was covered in a thousand praying mantises and they all turned their heads to look at me. It was pretty unsettling.
If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number.
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
One time I went to a rest area and a picnic table was covered in a thousand praying mantises and they all turned their heads to look at me. It was pretty unsettling.
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This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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Being in an empty cinema in the middle of the day is one of life's secret pleasures. Do it more often. No one can call you. You can't check the internet. No one knows how baked you may or may not be. They have movies and snacks there, too, but that's just a bonus at this point.
December 4, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Being in an empty cinema in the middle of the day is one of life's secret pleasures. Do it more often. No one can call you. You can't check the internet. No one knows how baked you may or may not be. They have movies and snacks there, too, but that's just a bonus at this point.
I think one of the reasons this site doesn't feel like it has the juice is that I don't have 16 years worth of weirdos I've followed for unknown reasons.
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I think one of the reasons this site doesn't feel like it has the juice is that I don't have 16 years worth of weirdos I've followed for unknown reasons.
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November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
My cat likes to attack my hands and feet when I move them around under a blanket. She looked visibly angry/terrified when I poked my finger through a knitted blanket and bit it.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
My cat likes to attack my hands and feet when I move them around under a blanket. She looked visibly angry/terrified when I poked my finger through a knitted blanket and bit it.
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casper the friendly boy overhearing some older kids discuss autoerotic asphyxiation on the bus
April 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
casper the friendly boy overhearing some older kids discuss autoerotic asphyxiation on the bus
I'm watching Pretty Woman and I think she'd have had an easier time at the fancy store if she were dressed a little less like a prostitute.
November 27, 2024 at 5:53 AM
I'm watching Pretty Woman and I think she'd have had an easier time at the fancy store if she were dressed a little less like a prostitute.
Do you have your life together enough where you buy the same laundry detergent all the time so your laundry always smells the same?
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Do you have your life together enough where you buy the same laundry detergent all the time so your laundry always smells the same?
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Great name for a battery 🔥🔥
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Great name for a battery 🔥🔥
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You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You used to call me on my self-own
Suing all my haters.
November 26, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Suing all my haters.
Can we insult people on here yet?
November 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Can we insult people on here yet?
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The fact that they’ve made a movie where the friggen *Wicked Witch of the West*, the actual evil lady who cackles and does despicable things, the fact they’ve made a movie where she’s the good guy? That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about society today.
November 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The fact that they’ve made a movie where the friggen *Wicked Witch of the West*, the actual evil lady who cackles and does despicable things, the fact they’ve made a movie where she’s the good guy? That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about society today.
One thing about this place that isn't up to par yet is I never accidentally see any tits.
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
One thing about this place that isn't up to par yet is I never accidentally see any tits.
I don't see as many cool wrecked up brick structures as I feel like I used to.
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I don't see as many cool wrecked up brick structures as I feel like I used to.