Brad Geesaman
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Brad Geesaman
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· Jul 23
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
Re: these emails
arnold schwarzenegger says " yeah but they were all bad " in a movie scene
Alt: arnold schwarzenegger says " yeah but they were all bad " in a movie scene
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Re: these emails
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
wtf just happened on the commanders broadcast?
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
wtf just happened on the commanders broadcast?
This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking
Watch them avoid conceding to try to draw it out…
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Watch them avoid conceding to try to draw it out…
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Almond Joe
Milf duds
Sweet farts
Almond Joe
Milf duds
Sweet farts
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Almond Joe
Milf duds
Sweet farts
Almond Joe
Milf duds
Sweet farts
Reposted by Brad Geesaman
Just like chocolate and peanut butter, runZero and BloodHound are an amazing combination. Today we are introducing runZeroHound - an open source toolkit for bringing runZero Asset Inventory data into BloodHound attack graphs: www.runzero.com/blog/introdu...
Uncovering network attack paths with runZeroHound
runZeroHound converts runZero asset inventories into BloodHound OpenGraph imports, enabling Cypher-based analysis of real network attack paths.
www.runzero.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just like chocolate and peanut butter, runZero and BloodHound are an amazing combination. Today we are introducing runZeroHound - an open source toolkit for bringing runZero Asset Inventory data into BloodHound attack graphs: www.runzero.com/blog/introdu...
FTA: 42,000,000 Americans (>10% of our population) are estimated to be receiving SNAP benefits and now won’t next month.
SNAP expires while the president builds an ostentatious ballroom.
SNAP benefits won't be issued for November due to government shutdown
November funding for SNAP, the nation's largest anti-hunger program, will not be issued.
wgme.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
FTA: 42,000,000 Americans (>10% of our population) are estimated to be receiving SNAP benefits and now won’t next month.
Just reported that ICE recruitment Ad on LI on the basis of it being from a “Dangerous or Extremist Organization”
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just reported that ICE recruitment Ad on LI on the basis of it being from a “Dangerous or Extremist Organization”
Pro tip: use a name brand battery for your car’s key fob.
October 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Pro tip: use a name brand battery for your car’s key fob.
My middle wants to earn money and our mower has been sitting for a few years. Today, we did a full overhaul together (full carb disassemble/clean/reassembly) and it runs smoothly again. Dad moments…
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My middle wants to earn money and our mower has been sitting for a few years. Today, we did a full overhaul together (full carb disassemble/clean/reassembly) and it runs smoothly again. Dad moments…
The energy, the emotion, and the edge work are all there in spades. What a delight!
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The energy, the emotion, and the edge work are all there in spades. What a delight!
Hot take: these Aldi cookies are better than Girl Scout Samoas.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hot take: these Aldi cookies are better than Girl Scout Samoas.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
Reposted by Brad Geesaman
Just some ducks enjoying peas
August 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just some ducks enjoying peas
Kids school ended June 11th and go back August 18th.
August 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Kids school ended June 11th and go back August 18th.
Found a highly effective generic form of Flonase with a better taste!
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
July 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Found a highly effective generic form of Flonase with a better taste!
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
The would-be thief had a change of heart and was found sitting on the floor next to the floof guilty of giving belly rubs without sufficient treats
This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The would-be thief had a change of heart and was found sitting on the floor next to the floof guilty of giving belly rubs without sufficient treats
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
Reposted by Brad Geesaman
New blog: I’ll admit, this one’s a bit of a ramble, mostly because I care a lot about how we give feedback, how we receive it, and why it so often feels like an attack (even when it isn’t).
TL;DR: Feedback is care, when it’s done with intention.
ashley.dev/posts/feedba...
TL;DR: Feedback is care, when it’s done with intention.
ashley.dev/posts/feedba...
Ashley Willis
TL;DR This one’s a bit of a ramble because I care a lot about this topic. So here’s the TL;DR for anyone who doesn’t have the energy (or executive function) to ...
ashley.dev
June 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
New blog: I’ll admit, this one’s a bit of a ramble, mostly because I care a lot about how we give feedback, how we receive it, and why it so often feels like an attack (even when it isn’t).
TL;DR: Feedback is care, when it’s done with intention.
ashley.dev/posts/feedba...
TL;DR: Feedback is care, when it’s done with intention.
ashley.dev/posts/feedba...
WaPo out here with this take and an image of a J6 hat…🤮
June 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
WaPo out here with this take and an image of a J6 hat…🤮
Reposted by Brad Geesaman
Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
Reposted by Brad Geesaman
TJ Oshie announces retirement from NHL after 16 seasons: "This moment is bittersweet but I’m filled with gratitude" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/06/09/t...
TJ Oshie announces retirement from NHL after 16 seasons: ‘This moment is bittersweet but I’m filled with gratitude’
WASHINGTON, DC -- TJ Oshie is officially retiring from professional hockey, hanging up his skates after more than 1,000 games in the…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
June 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
TJ Oshie announces retirement from NHL after 16 seasons: "This moment is bittersweet but I’m filled with gratitude" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/06/09/t...
Whoa.
June 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Whoa.