Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
Unhinged leftist anime boomer who dislikes smarmy liberals. My reposts are genuine endorsements, but my normal posts are mostly just shitposts unless I'm criticizing Israel or the Oklahoma City Thunder (same thing).
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Woke Boyd
@boydbiceps.bsky.social
· Dec 31
This app feels just like Twitter felt in 2008.
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Every time I get groceries I am admittedly amazed. The prices just keep climbing especially on the most random shit.
Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every time I get groceries I am admittedly amazed. The prices just keep climbing especially on the most random shit.
Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
Wow he's just like me fr
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wow he's just like me fr
This episode is a classic. Asuka had Shinji twerking like a Bad Bitch™️so they could defeat that Angel
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This episode is a classic. Asuka had Shinji twerking like a Bad Bitch™️so they could defeat that Angel
Reposted by Woke Boyd
My name is Dick P. Johnson
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My name is Dick P. Johnson
Des Moines is getting pummeled with snow holy shit
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Des Moines is getting pummeled with snow holy shit
My name is Johnson P. Penis
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My name is Johnson P. Penis
My ass—MY ANUS IS BURNING WITH PASSION
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My ass—MY ANUS IS BURNING WITH PASSION
Misato's doing the thing!!
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Misato's doing the thing!!
Hand on my penis, eyes on my laptop (Anime Time™️), college football on my TV in the background with my eyes also paying attention to that. I am ready. #Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hand on my penis, eyes on my laptop (Anime Time™️), college football on my TV in the background with my eyes also paying attention to that. I am ready. #Saturday
Reposted by Woke Boyd
How did this video of me I recorded yesterday already resurface? 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How did this video of me I recorded yesterday already resurface? 🤔
Reposted by Woke Boyd
Charlie Kirk died of a fentanyl overdose
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Charlie Kirk died of a fentanyl overdose
Secret Agent Penisface
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Secret Agent Penisface
Joe Biden is currently pregnant.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Joe Biden is currently pregnant.
She has to fart
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
She has to fart
Joe Biden be like "yo gabba flabbity blabba I'M ON THAT LEAN, JACK"
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Joe Biden be like "yo gabba flabbity blabba I'M ON THAT LEAN, JACK"
Can I use it on my penis?
I have an idea for an invention: it's a gun but instead of hurting you it feels good
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Can I use it on my penis?
Israel or any type of support for Israel is not fucking welcome and no that's not up for debate. You need to get the fuck outta society before knock your fucking teeth out. I'm not playin here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Israel or any type of support for Israel is not fucking welcome and no that's not up for debate. You need to get the fuck outta society before knock your fucking teeth out. I'm not playin here.
Why does Bsky keep recommending me this bald fuck with a fucking ISRAEL flag in his bio?!? Bro YOU ARE A FUCKING LITERAL NAZI GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why does Bsky keep recommending me this bald fuck with a fucking ISRAEL flag in his bio?!? Bro YOU ARE A FUCKING LITERAL NAZI GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Same reasons Grindr crashes at every Republican convention.
Why do Republicans despise women so much? 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Same reasons Grindr crashes at every Republican convention.
I want everyone involved in this to die.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I want everyone involved in this to die.
This is so 2004-coded
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is so 2004-coded