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Erin Swartz (she/her)
@bouzannesnaques.bsky.social
2.4K followers 4.5K following 710 posts
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are my love nots
Doyenne of Awkwardness
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
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Rocking up on this Monday like the sexy bitch that I am🤣
Pictured are two feet in gray socks and peach colored house slippers. The person is wearing cuffed red pants. It is quite a fashion statement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Also likes to help with the clean laundry
A small, tan-colored dog is digging a nest in a white laundry basket that is full of clean blankets.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Santa's Little Helper🐶
Pictured is a small, tan-colored dog laying across a roll of blue-patterned Christmas paper, all atop a messy, unmade bed. In the background are a few wrapped boxes and a pair of scissors.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Stinkybutt got a bath and a big haircut today. An insufficient amount of cheese tax has been paid.
Pictured is the head of a small, tan-colored, scruffy haired dog. She has very sad eyes and is resting her head on a green blanket.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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BTW, I'm bringing sexy back for Thanksgiving. Upholding some traditions is important🤣
Pictured is a middle-aged woman wearing a shower cap over her hair that is slathered in brown hair dye.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Mini piecakin = Coconut cake crust with pumpkin pie custard.
A mini pumpkin piecakin: Coconut cake crust with a pumpkin custard filling. There is a lot of whipped cream on the side :)
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Accidentally gave myself JoJo potato eyebrows this morning and now I look like Kathy Bates' character, Annie Wilkes, from the Shining.
Pictured is a headshot of middle-aged aged woman standing in front of a cluttered kitchen counter and sink. She has brown hair with patches of gray hair growing out at the roots. Her facial expression is a mix of fatigue and consternation. Her eyebrows have been colored in brown and thick.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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A single Hoka One along the bike path. Was the paired life of the pool party scene too predictable? I see that you're pointed towards Mt. Diablo, but that terrain is much too steep for your physique. Perhaps you craved a solo existence, content to listen to the rumble of traffic along Hwy. 84?
Pictured is an orange colored Hoka One slide style shoe. It is an adult size left foot sandal. The shoe is in a patch of gravel and low-growing weeds, on the right side of the bike path, heading north.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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NSFW. Bringing sexy back this morning ;)
Pictured is a lower leg covered in mottled pink sweatpants. Person is wearing purple socks with green and yellow chubby, smiling cartoon avocados and a pink heart. The person has gray sneakers on.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Cheers and Happy Friday🍷
Pictured is a woman with brown hair, who is wearing black-framed glasses and a black sweater. She is drinking pinot gris wine from a small glass that has a yellow colored band of paint around the middle.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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My Frankenstein-inspired dinner: leftover rice, soy sauce scrambled eggs, spinach sautéed in chili and toasted sesame oil, avocado, snipped green onion, and sweet chili sauce🍛
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Good morning!
Pictured is a skeleton wearing a sequined top hat peeking out from behind a woman with frizzy brown hair and black framed eyeglasses.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Mother, I am dying from hunger, for it is past my dinnertime.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Indian Summer! Chilly mornings and toasty warm afternoons! Enjoying the sun today😎
A brunette woman with medium-length hair is pictured in front of a vine-covered fence. She is wearing a white spaghetti strap tank top.
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Meowloween card-making day👻
Pictured is the front of a handmade card. There is a black and white woodblock print of a vampire cat wearing a cape. The background is black with orange, green, and purple polka dots. Above the vampire cat is a gold foil crescent moon and a puffy cloud made from tea-dyed sheet music. The inside of the card has a black background with white swirls and stars. There is a small scalloped punch-out made from a sheet of dyed notebook paper. Below that, there is a heart punched out on paper with orange, yellow, purple, and black circles. Across the heart are cut out letters spelling the word, "boo." At the bottom of the page is a yellow scallop punch out with a white squiggle, held in place by a strip of turquoise, pink, black, and red splotchy washi tape.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Out to see lots of Dia del los Muertos art today❤️
Pictured is a large-scale sugar skull and torso, covered in large orange, gold, pink, and blue paper flowers and colorful painted decorative details. Behind the skeleton, are more bursts of color in the paper flowers, a woven Mexican blanket, and prayer flags.
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A little friend in my meditation garden❤️
A tiny lizard is lying on the leg of a statue. The statue is a dark brown and nude female, seated in a sunrise yoga pose. The statue is propped up by chunky white quartz rocks and surrounded by red colored wood chips.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Anybody else's four-legged baby turn into a hyperactive gremlin right at bedtime?
Pictured is part of a human leg in navy blue leggings. Squished up against the human leg is the head, paw, and upper torso of a small, wire-haired mutt wearing a toothy grin.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Even the tiny ones showed up!
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ready to roll!
Pictured is a "No Kings" sign. It has a blue and green border and a white background. Jumping frog stickers frame blue glitter "NO" and "KINGS." The "NO" letters are blue sparkle and the "KINGS" letters are red sparkle paper. In the center of the sign is a crown with gold gems and a large red glitter "X" covering it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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It's focaccia pizza bread night❤️
A glass Pyrex pan is filled with fresh-baked, pillowy focaccia bread. The topping is a spread made from roasted cherry tomatoes and garlic, blended with pickled piquillo peppers. Crispy salame bits are melted into the mozzarella and gruyere.
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Purse stress test: Can it carry a bottle of wine and snacks?
Pictured is a dark caramel colored leather purse, opened into a football shape. Nestled into the cheetah print lining is a bottle of chardonnay.
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Watch out, Monday! I'm coming to kick your ass💪
Pictured is a woman with brown hair in a messy up-do! She is wearing black-framed eyeglasses and a white collared shirt to go with a smirky smile.
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Porn carrots at the grocery store. Were once growers, are now showers.
Pictured are oversized carrots with a forearm for scale. The forearm is wearing a gray sweatshirt. The carrots are topless.
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Same
October 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM