Ashley Bourgeois
@bourgeoisaustinite.bsky.social
She/her. Buddhist hermit. Garden and Chicken tender. Native Austinite. Equestrian. Reverend of the Holy Dude.
When in doubt, be kind. I’ll be in Texas: in spite of it all.
When in doubt, be kind. I’ll be in Texas: in spite of it all.
Hello deer. Are you aware that dating applications exist; but that Bluesky is not one of them?
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hello deer. Are you aware that dating applications exist; but that Bluesky is not one of them?
Home is, first and foremost, a sanctuary.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Home is, first and foremost, a sanctuary.
Ohhhmygoodness I luff them!!
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ohhhmygoodness I luff them!!
He sounds like a A/C unit that’s going to die at any moment.
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He sounds like a A/C unit that’s going to die at any moment.
Well, obviously-they’re buy 5 get 5 free.
I thought these were supposed to be *low quality* facts damn it.
I thought these were supposed to be *low quality* facts damn it.
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well, obviously-they’re buy 5 get 5 free.
I thought these were supposed to be *low quality* facts damn it.
I thought these were supposed to be *low quality* facts damn it.
How d’you think its body made it into the compost?
Don’t judge a species by its assholes my dude.
Don’t judge a species by its assholes my dude.
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How d’you think its body made it into the compost?
Don’t judge a species by its assholes my dude.
Don’t judge a species by its assholes my dude.
He was released about an hour later
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He was released about an hour later
Nope; not a chance.
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nope; not a chance.
Uhh, LA is less than 20 miles from the coast (a border) but neither of those places is more than a 100-150 miles from Mexico.
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Uhh, LA is less than 20 miles from the coast (a border) but neither of those places is more than a 100-150 miles from Mexico.
Legally speaking, the border’s jurisdiction extends 100 miles into the United States from every border (including the coast,) sooo..it’s pretty vast. Grossly so.
ICE = DHS = border patrol
ICE = DHS = border patrol
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Legally speaking, the border’s jurisdiction extends 100 miles into the United States from every border (including the coast,) sooo..it’s pretty vast. Grossly so.
ICE = DHS = border patrol
ICE = DHS = border patrol
Because *surely* at least one of them notices an annual government paycheck missing from the stack of quarterly profits provided by their unabashedly legal insider trading portfolios?
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Because *surely* at least one of them notices an annual government paycheck missing from the stack of quarterly profits provided by their unabashedly legal insider trading portfolios?
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October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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