I would absolutely love a service that you bough a tranche of credits that could be used across a variety of independent publications.

I pay $45 and read 20 articles across 12 different pubs. And if I run out, I can buy another tranche. But I dont have to enter my payment info 20 times.

I betcha Santa likes to tell his reindeer that they're part of the North Pole family, but when was the last time they got a raise?

And it wasn’t even in New Orleans! It was out in Chalmette! (But yeah, fuck Andrew Jackson.)

Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.

^Agreed! I still remember *much* more fondly the college professor who let me turn in a long research paper a day late than the grad school asshole who refused to move a take-home test when my power was out for 3 days in December in Boston and you could see your breath in the apartment