L'État, c'est moi
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been around forever been around the bend, not a fan of Nazis
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I bet this is absolutely useless dogshit
Salesforce has launched Agentforce in Slack, introducing specialized AI agents designed to enhance workplace productivity. This move positions them as a competitor to Microsoft Copilot.
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May 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I bet this is absolutely useless dogshit
You can’t suspend a thousand year old right that is the bedrock of America legal jurisprudence. Fuck these guys.
Trump Thinks He Can Get Around Due Process by Suspending Habeas Corpus? Federal Judges Disagree!
youtu.be/msSLfhDdvQ4?...
youtu.be/msSLfhDdvQ4?...
Trump Thinks He Can Get Around Due Process by Suspending Habeas Corpus? Federal Judges Disagree!
YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You can’t suspend a thousand year old right that is the bedrock of America legal jurisprudence. Fuck these guys.
From the Robin Hood Costner movie: I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon
Now makes sense
Now makes sense
@cockremover.bsky.social the violence spoon is freaking me tf out
I enjoy having the right implement for the task at hand
May 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
From the Robin Hood Costner movie: I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon
Now makes sense
Now makes sense
Cute to assume he will ever be impeached
Update: He did not, in fact, swear on the Bible.
6 months from now NYT headline:
"Supreme Court overrules impeachment: Alito argues that Trump did not place his hand on the Bible, thus did not violate the oath."
6 months from now NYT headline:
"Supreme Court overrules impeachment: Alito argues that Trump did not place his hand on the Bible, thus did not violate the oath."
May 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cute to assume he will ever be impeached
We aborted you from across the bar
“we saw you from across the bar and you looked sad. was your girlfriend aborted?”
May 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We aborted you from across the bar
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Funny how with all of the protests against Tr*mp lately, you don’t see bunch of Nazis
May 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Funny how with all of the protests against Tr*mp lately, you don’t see bunch of Nazis
Kids in the Hall
President Obama
Adam West
Dave Foley
Linda Hamilton
Johnathan Taylor Thomas
Adam West
Dave Foley
Linda Hamilton
Johnathan Taylor Thomas
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kids in the Hall
I will in fact not be riding these like a horse thank you
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I will in fact not be riding these like a horse thank you
Fuck
Also don’t look up the ages of the cast of All in the Family
Also don’t look up the ages of the cast of All in the Family
Just found out Wilford Brimley was FORTY NINE YEARS OLD when he made the movie Cocoon and am having an existential crisis now.
April 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fuck
Also don’t look up the ages of the cast of All in the Family
Also don’t look up the ages of the cast of All in the Family
Then I guess it’s time for Tr*mp to shut that shit down asap
Chicago keeps its resolution: All city buildings 100% clean power...
Every single one of them — including 98 fire stations, two international airports, and two water treatment plants running on renewable energy, thanks largely to Illinois’ newest and largest solar farm.
grist.org/cities/chica...
Every single one of them — including 98 fire stations, two international airports, and two water treatment plants running on renewable energy, thanks largely to Illinois’ newest and largest solar farm.
grist.org/cities/chica...
Chicago keeps its New Year's resolution: All city buildings now use 100% clean power
To achieve its climate goals, the city helped finance the largest solar farm east of the Mississippi River.
grist.org
April 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Then I guess it’s time for Tr*mp to shut that shit down asap
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The thing is that the ICE kidnappers aren’t feeling afraid to do what they’re doing, but if a couple of them got ID’d and made famous online I think that might change
April 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The thing is that the ICE kidnappers aren’t feeling afraid to do what they’re doing, but if a couple of them got ID’d and made famous online I think that might change
Paul Simon lost his hearing to Covid
Some dipshit tried to gotcha me about my post years ago saying musicians are gonna get fucked with long covid
Go check out how many musicians have been fucked by long covid already only half a decade in.
Go check out how many musicians have been fucked by long covid already only half a decade in.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Paul Simon lost his hearing to Covid
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He voted for Trump. Now he’s unemployed and dying of a disease that would’ve been cured had it not been for NIH cuts. Still, he has no regrets.
April 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
He voted for Trump. Now he’s unemployed and dying of a disease that would’ve been cured had it not been for NIH cuts. Still, he has no regrets.
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Be mean to antivaxxers! I am so serious. They are going to kill us all. Children are dying and they’re in a tin foil hat circle jerk claiming to be the real victims of some malicious attack, when it’s just predictable and preventable childhood infectious disease as usual. They don’t deserve respect.
April 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Be mean to antivaxxers! I am so serious. They are going to kill us all. Children are dying and they’re in a tin foil hat circle jerk claiming to be the real victims of some malicious attack, when it’s just predictable and preventable childhood infectious disease as usual. They don’t deserve respect.
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Boat derangement syndrome
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Boat derangement syndrome
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MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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I hope you find the kind of hand job you’re looking for.
April 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hope you find the kind of hand job you’re looking for.
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Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white.
by Stephen Miller
by Stephen Miller
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white.
by Stephen Miller
by Stephen Miller
Just watched a pot start boiling
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just watched a pot start boiling
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british voice: brilliant!
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
british voice: brilliant!
I should call her
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I should call her
yes, my wife both called covid a chinese bioweapon as well as just a cold. the cognitive dissonance is so extreme I can hear it.
The GOP COVID Committee report is wild. The virus is a Chinese bioweapon designed by Fauci ... and it was so mild that the US should have taken zero precautions ... and Democratic governors didn't take enough precautions ... and we should have let everyone get it.
oversight.house.gov/release/fina...
oversight.house.gov/release/fina...
April 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
yes, my wife both called covid a chinese bioweapon as well as just a cold. the cognitive dissonance is so extreme I can hear it.