BottyB
@bottyb.bsky.social
Very small person. Easily baffled. Callipygian flibbertigibbert. Oracle card reader.
Teatime movie is Knives Out
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Teatime movie is Knives Out
Teatime movie, in the light of the freshly erected tree, is The Holdovers
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Teatime movie, in the light of the freshly erected tree, is The Holdovers
Teatime movie is a classic
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November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Teatime movie is a classic
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Morning earlies
It is deep clean Saturday, in preparation for trimming up Sunday
That time of year when you feel a horrifying sense of shame at the filth you’ve been living in
And you find yourself doing peculiar things like vacuuming the bottom of your wardrobe just in case someone spot checks
It is deep clean Saturday, in preparation for trimming up Sunday
That time of year when you feel a horrifying sense of shame at the filth you’ve been living in
And you find yourself doing peculiar things like vacuuming the bottom of your wardrobe just in case someone spot checks
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Morning earlies
It is deep clean Saturday, in preparation for trimming up Sunday
That time of year when you feel a horrifying sense of shame at the filth you’ve been living in
And you find yourself doing peculiar things like vacuuming the bottom of your wardrobe just in case someone spot checks
It is deep clean Saturday, in preparation for trimming up Sunday
That time of year when you feel a horrifying sense of shame at the filth you’ve been living in
And you find yourself doing peculiar things like vacuuming the bottom of your wardrobe just in case someone spot checks
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Let’s see:
Jean Michel Jarre
Maccabees
Flaming Lips (Bestival)
Embrace
Biffy Clyro (Glasgow)
Jean Michel Jarre
Maccabees
Flaming Lips (Bestival)
Embrace
Biffy Clyro (Glasgow)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Pink Floyd
Steeleye Span
Fauré's Requiem
Boomtown Rats
Stranglers
Pink Floyd
Steeleye Span
Fauré's Requiem
Boomtown Rats
Stranglers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
Rush
Muse
Mika
Porter Robinson
British Seapower
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Let’s see:
Jean Michel Jarre
Maccabees
Flaming Lips (Bestival)
Embrace
Biffy Clyro (Glasgow)
Jean Michel Jarre
Maccabees
Flaming Lips (Bestival)
Embrace
Biffy Clyro (Glasgow)
Middle of the night glad-it’s-Fridays
Awake at 2:40
Tummy ache
Couldn’t figure out if I was poorly or hungry as I didn’t have much dinner
Went with hungry and an orange chocolate muffin
Don’t feel much better but I’ve had an orange chocolate muffin so…
Awake at 2:40
Tummy ache
Couldn’t figure out if I was poorly or hungry as I didn’t have much dinner
Went with hungry and an orange chocolate muffin
Don’t feel much better but I’ve had an orange chocolate muffin so…
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Middle of the night glad-it’s-Fridays
Awake at 2:40
Tummy ache
Couldn’t figure out if I was poorly or hungry as I didn’t have much dinner
Went with hungry and an orange chocolate muffin
Don’t feel much better but I’ve had an orange chocolate muffin so…
Awake at 2:40
Tummy ache
Couldn’t figure out if I was poorly or hungry as I didn’t have much dinner
Went with hungry and an orange chocolate muffin
Don’t feel much better but I’ve had an orange chocolate muffin so…
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The very definition of public service
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The very definition of public service
Middle of the night oh-dear-cor-blimies:
Woke before one
Made the rookie mistake of trying to get back to sleep rather than just getting up and making toast
Toast
Woke before one
Made the rookie mistake of trying to get back to sleep rather than just getting up and making toast
Toast
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Middle of the night oh-dear-cor-blimies:
Woke before one
Made the rookie mistake of trying to get back to sleep rather than just getting up and making toast
Toast
Woke before one
Made the rookie mistake of trying to get back to sleep rather than just getting up and making toast
Toast
Well that’s me caught up on Bridgerton
And that’s all I have to say about that
And that’s all I have to say about that
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well that’s me caught up on Bridgerton
And that’s all I have to say about that
And that’s all I have to say about that
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
✨Waking guidance✨
✨Path of least resistance✨
✨Now heading into a reading to find out what that means for me✨
✨Path of least resistance✨
✨Now heading into a reading to find out what that means for me✨
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
✨Waking guidance✨
✨Path of least resistance✨
✨Now heading into a reading to find out what that means for me✨
✨Path of least resistance✨
✨Now heading into a reading to find out what that means for me✨
Awake at 4:30 to the sounds of some miscreant knocking over wheelie bins in the street outside
Peeped out of the curtains to see them dumping a food caddy’s contents in the middle of the road
Funny old business
Peeped out of the curtains to see them dumping a food caddy’s contents in the middle of the road
Funny old business
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Awake at 4:30 to the sounds of some miscreant knocking over wheelie bins in the street outside
Peeped out of the curtains to see them dumping a food caddy’s contents in the middle of the road
Funny old business
Peeped out of the curtains to see them dumping a food caddy’s contents in the middle of the road
Funny old business
Sunday:
Banana muffins
Online Tesco shop
Cleaning out the camping toilet, which is always a joy
Banana muffins
Online Tesco shop
Cleaning out the camping toilet, which is always a joy
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sunday:
Banana muffins
Online Tesco shop
Cleaning out the camping toilet, which is always a joy
Banana muffins
Online Tesco shop
Cleaning out the camping toilet, which is always a joy
It has been a day for baking biscuits, cosy naps, and binge watching The Crown as the rain falls down
Not too bad
Not too bad
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It has been a day for baking biscuits, cosy naps, and binge watching The Crown as the rain falls down
Not too bad
Not too bad
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Middle of the night thingummies:
Awake at 1:20
Ovaltine
Shortbread
Sat reflecting on just how bloody lovely everyone at the hospital was yesterday
All helpful, all friendly, all kind, all caring, all reassuring, all happy to share a laugh
Our outstanding NHS staff
Awake at 1:20
Ovaltine
Shortbread
Sat reflecting on just how bloody lovely everyone at the hospital was yesterday
All helpful, all friendly, all kind, all caring, all reassuring, all happy to share a laugh
Our outstanding NHS staff
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Middle of the night thingummies:
Awake at 1:20
Ovaltine
Shortbread
Sat reflecting on just how bloody lovely everyone at the hospital was yesterday
All helpful, all friendly, all kind, all caring, all reassuring, all happy to share a laugh
Our outstanding NHS staff
Awake at 1:20
Ovaltine
Shortbread
Sat reflecting on just how bloody lovely everyone at the hospital was yesterday
All helpful, all friendly, all kind, all caring, all reassuring, all happy to share a laugh
Our outstanding NHS staff
Good news!
No current symptoms
No inflammation
No signs of past colitis
Deep remission!
Found one polyp that they snicked out and didn’t seem unduly worried about
Also apparently my poo is likely to be blue for the next couple of days
Exciting!
#Colonoscopy
No current symptoms
No inflammation
No signs of past colitis
Deep remission!
Found one polyp that they snicked out and didn’t seem unduly worried about
Also apparently my poo is likely to be blue for the next couple of days
Exciting!
#Colonoscopy
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Good news!
No current symptoms
No inflammation
No signs of past colitis
Deep remission!
Found one polyp that they snicked out and didn’t seem unduly worried about
Also apparently my poo is likely to be blue for the next couple of days
Exciting!
#Colonoscopy
No current symptoms
No inflammation
No signs of past colitis
Deep remission!
Found one polyp that they snicked out and didn’t seem unduly worried about
Also apparently my poo is likely to be blue for the next couple of days
Exciting!
#Colonoscopy
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Blowing Thing - Another remake of an old daily of mine. Built and animated in VR using Quill, rendered in Blender/Cycles using doublegum's felt shader.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Blowing Thing - Another remake of an old daily of mine. Built and animated in VR using Quill, rendered in Blender/Cycles using doublegum's felt shader.
Middle of the night shenanigans:
Awake at 1:40
Cold
Refreshed hot water bottle for tummy that’s making all kinds of row
Green tea
Grateful for the starry sky
Feeling rather isolated
#Colonoscopy
Awake at 1:40
Cold
Refreshed hot water bottle for tummy that’s making all kinds of row
Green tea
Grateful for the starry sky
Feeling rather isolated
#Colonoscopy
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Middle of the night shenanigans:
Awake at 1:40
Cold
Refreshed hot water bottle for tummy that’s making all kinds of row
Green tea
Grateful for the starry sky
Feeling rather isolated
#Colonoscopy
Awake at 1:40
Cold
Refreshed hot water bottle for tummy that’s making all kinds of row
Green tea
Grateful for the starry sky
Feeling rather isolated
#Colonoscopy
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Gah! Me candle’s gone all demonic!
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Gah! Me candle’s gone all demonic!
A day of low fibre, setting up the camping toilet, and senakot before bed.
Bum camera set for Friday
#FunTimes
Bum camera set for Friday
#FunTimes
a cartoon illustration of a smiling stomach and intestines doing yoga
ALT: a cartoon illustration of a smiling stomach and intestines doing yoga
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November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A day of low fibre, setting up the camping toilet, and senakot before bed.
Bum camera set for Friday
#FunTimes
Bum camera set for Friday
#FunTimes