Botanist
@botanistbop.bsky.social
Rondo.
Musician; Rapper, producer, instrumentalist.
Probably likes plants. Definitely likes space. And rocks. And space rocks.
My album Sapling is available everywhere, would be lovely if you gave it a listen~
Linktr.ee/botanistbop
Musician; Rapper, producer, instrumentalist.
Probably likes plants. Definitely likes space. And rocks. And space rocks.
My album Sapling is available everywhere, would be lovely if you gave it a listen~
Linktr.ee/botanistbop
FBI so gay they want wang dong
May 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
FBI so gay they want wang dong
hello, fellow kids. sorry i can't join you in any high-activity sports balls, ive done a few too many of those "cuckflips" on my skeetboard today and boy, am I tuckered out. let's get together another time and "bang one out"!
May 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hello, fellow kids. sorry i can't join you in any high-activity sports balls, ive done a few too many of those "cuckflips" on my skeetboard today and boy, am I tuckered out. let's get together another time and "bang one out"!
classically long stronch
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
classically long stronch
i wanna know who greenlit this Amazon ad that ends with a guy suavely saying "now brace your urethra for turbulence".
i just wanna have a chat man
i just wanna have a chat man
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i wanna know who greenlit this Amazon ad that ends with a guy suavely saying "now brace your urethra for turbulence".
i just wanna have a chat man
i just wanna have a chat man
can't fucking believe this is real
This "WHO'S NEVER COMING BACK" document published by the White House should be "EXHIBIT A" in any forthcoming hearing where a judge/justice has asked the White House to prove how it is "facilitating" the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
can't fucking believe this is real
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True facts are true
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
True facts are true
I mean it's true
Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.
April 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mean it's true
literally me trying to figure out latte art (my steam wand fucking sucks)
April 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
literally me trying to figure out latte art (my steam wand fucking sucks)
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give credit to and pay your producers.
April 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
give credit to and pay your producers.
im finally putting a long-delayed project onto major DSPs. it releases on 4/20, and is a proof of concept EP primarily sampling sounds, voices and music from Elden Ring, called "Deeproot".
Pre-save it here and make my day ❣️❣️
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Pre-save it here and make my day ❣️❣️
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Deeproot by Botanist
Stream and Pre-save Deeproot - Distributed by DistroKid
distrokid.com
April 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
im finally putting a long-delayed project onto major DSPs. it releases on 4/20, and is a proof of concept EP primarily sampling sounds, voices and music from Elden Ring, called "Deeproot".
Pre-save it here and make my day ❣️❣️
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Pre-save it here and make my day ❣️❣️
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
hey Canada can you rename lake Superior lake Canada pleeeeeease
April 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
hey Canada can you rename lake Superior lake Canada pleeeeeease
perhaps we pay more attention to the ol' busky
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
perhaps we pay more attention to the ol' busky
disappointed I missed out on the MTG foil pussy islands
January 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
disappointed I missed out on the MTG foil pussy islands
would you like to try our signature, these-hands crafted, 100% fresh & charbroiled molly whopper?
January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
would you like to try our signature, these-hands crafted, 100% fresh & charbroiled molly whopper?
how to overcome me self-loathing and return to pumping out the good works
December 8, 2024 at 3:39 AM
how to overcome me self-loathing and return to pumping out the good works
dear fucking lord
![Signs in a convention hall pointing to four different conventions happening in different rooms in the same hall. Signs include:
Animaga [anime and manga]: Door 10
Sexpo: Door 8
Crypto Convention: Door 4
Mind and Body Spirit Festival: Door 1](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5utmrcawqb6rdnr5v6faoc6/bafkreickilnmm7l2sdbesixnehoajhhp2wekzgnbrputyvmmf5xttauwmi@jpeg)
November 13, 2023 at 1:51 AM
dear fucking lord
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(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress
November 12, 2023 at 9:17 PM
(thinking endlessly about a problem that cannot be solved by thought) making good progress
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boppers. i need you to put this electronic madness into your ear holes and subsequently your brains and hearts. feel the power 💖🌅🏎️
spotify.link
October 19, 2023 at 10:49 PM
boppers. i need you to put this electronic madness into your ear holes and subsequently your brains and hearts. feel the power 💖🌅🏎️
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though Slipknot is famous as a musical group - they're perhaps even more famous as a kind of knot
October 20, 2023 at 1:12 AM
though Slipknot is famous as a musical group - they're perhaps even more famous as a kind of knot
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enter:: joestar arc
October 20, 2023 at 2:20 AM
enter:: joestar arc
Now I am become blue, enjoyer of sky
October 18, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Now I am become blue, enjoyer of sky
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please welcome @botanistbop.bsky.social to the bluesky- follow him for beautiful grooves and shitpostia
October 13, 2023 at 10:51 PM
please welcome @botanistbop.bsky.social to the bluesky- follow him for beautiful grooves and shitpostia