Henry VII
@bosworthtudor.bsky.social
Former dissident movement leader. Overthrower of tyrants, rebuilder of governments, debaser of the nobility, and bestest English king ever. I never met a tax I didn't like.
This was the very best part.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This was the very best part.
I feel like the NYT Pitchbot has an idiot younger brother working at Politico.
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I feel like the NYT Pitchbot has an idiot younger brother working at Politico.
In case you forgot, I'm Richard III, son of Richard, grandson of Richard.
Welcome to Bosworth Field @bosworthtudor.bsky.social
This is a two man battle, and you have around half the men. You look weak and French, and it's only the beginning of battle formations.
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!
Welcome to Bosworth Field @bosworthtudor.bsky.social
This is a two man battle, and you have around half the men. You look weak and French, and it's only the beginning of battle formations.
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In case you forgot, I'm Richard III, son of Richard, grandson of Richard.
Welcome to Bosworth Field @bosworthtudor.bsky.social
This is a two man battle, and you have around half the men. You look weak and French, and it's only the beginning of battle formations.
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!
Welcome to Bosworth Field @bosworthtudor.bsky.social
This is a two man battle, and you have around half the men. You look weak and French, and it's only the beginning of battle formations.
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!
I wanted to know how AI can contribute to the rise of fascism so I asked AI. Not only did it tell me how this technology can end democracy but also some ways to prevent it. Very helpful!
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I wanted to know how AI can contribute to the rise of fascism so I asked AI. Not only did it tell me how this technology can end democracy but also some ways to prevent it. Very helpful!
If he were my subject I would make him Postmaster General so he could lick my behind when he puts on the stamps.
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If he were my subject I would make him Postmaster General so he could lick my behind when he puts on the stamps.
A Level 1? Wut? I guess hosting torture prisons for Trump gets you favors. Notice it says don't go out at night and stay main roads. Lol.
Britain is also a Level 1 and you can travel anywhere at any time but only if you have a high tolerance for boredom. My subjects go to bed early.
Britain is also a Level 1 and you can travel anywhere at any time but only if you have a high tolerance for boredom. My subjects go to bed early.
July 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A Level 1? Wut? I guess hosting torture prisons for Trump gets you favors. Notice it says don't go out at night and stay main roads. Lol.
Britain is also a Level 1 and you can travel anywhere at any time but only if you have a high tolerance for boredom. My subjects go to bed early.
Britain is also a Level 1 and you can travel anywhere at any time but only if you have a high tolerance for boredom. My subjects go to bed early.
B/C he actually got on well with George III, I observed John Adams Day yesterday. It's in honor of a man who mistakenly thought that July 2 would be the celebrated day. Then not everyone could get to Phily for two days after that so...
Here is a pic of BFFs John and George. You can feel the love:
Here is a pic of BFFs John and George. You can feel the love:
July 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
B/C he actually got on well with George III, I observed John Adams Day yesterday. It's in honor of a man who mistakenly thought that July 2 would be the celebrated day. Then not everyone could get to Phily for two days after that so...
Here is a pic of BFFs John and George. You can feel the love:
Here is a pic of BFFs John and George. You can feel the love:
The US timeline is really weirding me out and I was alive during the Wars of the Roses when major politicians (like Edward IV's brother George, Duke of Clarence) got drowned in a wine barrel (on Edward IV's orders). It was very popular!!!!
June 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The US timeline is really weirding me out and I was alive during the Wars of the Roses when major politicians (like Edward IV's brother George, Duke of Clarence) got drowned in a wine barrel (on Edward IV's orders). It was very popular!!!!
There was also the self-emancipated Anthony Burns, who US Marshals seized in Boston after the Fugitive Slave Act. This prompted a major outcry & the mayor called in the Marines. The cost of all this was $40,000. Burns was sold for around $900. Imagine being a free state and your taxes paid for that.
June 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There was also the self-emancipated Anthony Burns, who US Marshals seized in Boston after the Fugitive Slave Act. This prompted a major outcry & the mayor called in the Marines. The cost of all this was $40,000. Burns was sold for around $900. Imagine being a free state and your taxes paid for that.
Not many people know this, but the reason William I conquered England was because King Harold had LOST the primary and ran as an Independent.
For the next few centuries England wasn't ruled by the English! Then William did so much Pillaging it set the economy back DECADES. It was very popular!!!
For the next few centuries England wasn't ruled by the English! Then William did so much Pillaging it set the economy back DECADES. It was very popular!!!
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not many people know this, but the reason William I conquered England was because King Harold had LOST the primary and ran as an Independent.
For the next few centuries England wasn't ruled by the English! Then William did so much Pillaging it set the economy back DECADES. It was very popular!!!
For the next few centuries England wasn't ruled by the English! Then William did so much Pillaging it set the economy back DECADES. It was very popular!!!
It's Alexander the Great, Lord of Asia when he died at 33? Yeah, now that is an industrious young go getter if ever there was one.
June 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's Alexander the Great, Lord of Asia when he died at 33? Yeah, now that is an industrious young go getter if ever there was one.
When your Middle East policy is no longer considered by anyone to be the worst in history
June 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When your Middle East policy is no longer considered by anyone to be the worst in history
Kier Starmer dons a new uniform to ask Iran to negotiate so we can have "peace in our time." That has been very effective Parliamentary leadership in the past.
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Kier Starmer dons a new uniform to ask Iran to negotiate so we can have "peace in our time." That has been very effective Parliamentary leadership in the past.
So... we took the words she spoke that were very specific as to Iran's nuclear ambitions out of context, and the words that mean the opposite of what she said earlier are now "in context." Sorry libs, you've been defeated by the 4D Underwater Chess level intellect of Tulsi Gabbard.
June 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So... we took the words she spoke that were very specific as to Iran's nuclear ambitions out of context, and the words that mean the opposite of what she said earlier are now "in context." Sorry libs, you've been defeated by the 4D Underwater Chess level intellect of Tulsi Gabbard.
What's the problem? We all know bad smells cause disease.
I thought RFK was against masks, and as Trump would say, this is the biggest mask you've ever seen. Could it be that he is a degenerate moron? Worth mentioning that the masks *didn't* work back then, even filled with pleasant smelling stuff
I thought RFK was against masks, and as Trump would say, this is the biggest mask you've ever seen. Could it be that he is a degenerate moron? Worth mentioning that the masks *didn't* work back then, even filled with pleasant smelling stuff
June 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What's the problem? We all know bad smells cause disease.
I thought RFK was against masks, and as Trump would say, this is the biggest mask you've ever seen. Could it be that he is a degenerate moron? Worth mentioning that the masks *didn't* work back then, even filled with pleasant smelling stuff
I thought RFK was against masks, and as Trump would say, this is the biggest mask you've ever seen. Could it be that he is a degenerate moron? Worth mentioning that the masks *didn't* work back then, even filled with pleasant smelling stuff
If I knew who did this I would knight them.
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I knew who did this I would knight them.
It's great to be fine.
June 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's great to be fine.
As you can see. Very much a kitten saver!!!
I never accused Yorkists of eating dogs and cats because that would mean I was abysmally stupid.
I never accused Yorkists of eating dogs and cats because that would mean I was abysmally stupid.
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
As you can see. Very much a kitten saver!!!
I never accused Yorkists of eating dogs and cats because that would mean I was abysmally stupid.
I never accused Yorkists of eating dogs and cats because that would mean I was abysmally stupid.
Oh yeah but do you have a fan club this cool? I am beloved by a whole nation of communist Koreans! Oh the taxes I could raise there, it gives me tingles.
June 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh yeah but do you have a fan club this cool? I am beloved by a whole nation of communist Koreans! Oh the taxes I could raise there, it gives me tingles.