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I’m new here. Berlin transplant from Chicago. Actual circus boss. Feminist. Bikes. Gymnastics. Snowboarding. Can’t get too left.
I wish they would invent some type of beverage you can drink and it wakes you up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Wow. Republicans really ate shit last night.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The only patriotic choice is to root for the Bluejays.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It was the end of times, it was the endest of times.
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey everyone. Grow the fuck up with the fat shaming the National Guard. Let’s actually reflect the values we claim to be fighting for.
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They’ll try to blame anyone but ICE these days.
October 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The whole time that I’m eating these “tropical” Swedish Fish, I just feel mad that they aren’t regular Swedish Fish. But I keep eating them, and I have no idea if it’s because I like the taste or the feeling of knowing what I’m mad about.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Are they supposed to not clap or something?
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If the government shuts down, I suppose they will still fund ICE, huh?
September 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I didn’t know Cracker Barrel served TACOs.
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve been not celebrating the Fourth of July since before it was cool.
July 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Stay cool, Berlin.
July 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is a concentration camp.
Whoa! Alligator Alcatraz is going to be complete by Tuesday and open for operation on Wednesday.

Am I the only one wondering how Ron DeSantis got this together so fast?

Floridians, make sure you remember this the next time a hurricane hits and you can’t get disaster relief in your state.
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Do you think we could dress up as ICE officers and go tell other ICE officers that we’ve been sent to let them know their orders for the day have been repealed and they can go home?
June 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Miami just canceled its November election & pushed it to 2026. No public vote, just canceled.

Mayor Suarez & Joe Carollo get to stick around an extra year.

This feels like a power grab. If one city can delay elections for “participation,” what’s to stop others from doing it to silence opposition?
June 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This little drink made a face at me.
June 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
JFC NYT
June 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yes. Famously Americans don’t spend enough time at work.
One guess which non-working holiday he’s getting rid of first…
June 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Lolz
June 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My idea of a good time.
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Are we still going with “it’s just a military parade”?
In preparation for next week’s parade/demonstration, tanks are being moved into Washington, DC today. Unprecedented.
(Photo from a colleague in DC)
June 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This guy is Nick from the Handmaids Tale.
Trump’s sanctions on four ICC judges for approving Israeli arrest warrants and investigating US torture invite charges against him and Marco Rubio for obstructing justice under Article 70 of the Rome Statute. #3E #EndImpunity
June 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM