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Blitzø
@bossbitchimp.bsky.social
21+, MDNI (minors don’t interact), bitchy, bossy, hot, top, father, boss
WE’RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS
(ROCK)
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“HAPY FUCKIN HALLOWEEN BITCHES!”

#Helluvaboss #halloween #blitz
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY

#Hb #memes
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ok read this and tell me this is how someone types, otherwise these damn clankers are getting out of hand
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“… eh, whatever gets me guys quicker before I get killed”
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The hell is this spud?
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“HEY! DON’T you hiss at me mox!”

#HBRP
September 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look at that another bot/scammer, boy I do hope I dont get more :D (BTW click on photo for better look)
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
AND THEN THERS THIS! I DONT KNOW HOW THIS GOT ON BUT DAMMIT I DONT WANT IT
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Here’s one side of my TL that’s normal
September 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“I know, not much but it’s home”
September 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Stronger too, plus helps out with killing pests- anyways”

*he leaves the room*

“And this”

*he opens another*

“Is my office”
August 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“I know right? I chose the best place”

*he walked over to another door then opened it*

“And this is our meeting room”
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Welcome to I.M.P headquarters, don’t worry we’re renovating soon.”
August 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“SHUT UP IM SALING A WALL BITCH!”
August 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Sup bitches! If you need to be topped or fucked off! Come to me and I’ll show ya more than you came suck off!”

#helluvaboss #RP
August 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM