{Writer age 25+}
Boyfriend:
Daughter:
Coworkers:
*scrolls through his phone*
Shit all I have is hot pictures like this one
*scrolls through his phone*
Shit all I have is hot pictures like this one
Hey what are you doing?
Hey what are you doing?
Just go to sleep here I got ya my daughter is so cute when you’re sleeping
Just go to sleep here I got ya my daughter is so cute when you’re sleeping
*he’s eyeing gulped*
*he’s eyeing gulped*
I…
*he’s eyeing the box*
I…
*he’s eyeing the box*
There we are my daughter has been up busy resting is most important
There we are my daughter has been up busy resting is most important
Let me rub your head
Let me rub your head
Hez really apologizing huh?
Hez really apologizing huh?
Have a hot pic of me for my return
Have a hot pic of me for my return
*he opens the chest in his office and quickly hides most of the money leaving only $400 in there then closes it and throws it out of the office*
There have fun with that hopefully he leaves me alone finally
*he opens the chest in his office and quickly hides most of the money leaving only $400 in there then closes it and throws it out of the office*
There have fun with that hopefully he leaves me alone finally
Right?
Right?
It’s mine all mine
It’s mine all mine
I found it first sooo I say finders keepers losers can fuck off
I found it first sooo I say finders keepers losers can fuck off