Sergei Boobtitsky
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Sergei Boobtitsky
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I look like I'm melting
Congratulations on your recent electoral victory in the Argentinian elections
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm pretty sure that was what was haunting your house James.
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Pray tell, will the plot involve an algorithm suggesting places to stay in Swanage?
August 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm filled with an existential dread about the film. Surely it can't be fucked up a third time...?
July 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm in Somerset and saw a Sandtrout in the river back along. Something's up.
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
[Andor mode]"riding the what? We just don't know! The tension mounts!"[/Andor mode]
July 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
You'll run out of two-letter words eventually.
June 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This is some sort of replacement behaviour for the whole "Swanage Incidents", isn't it?
May 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And now I can't stop thinking about the phrase "this FULLY OPERATIONAL Dump Star!"
May 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"I find your lack of containment...disturbing"
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm at home re-watching Andor at the moment and wondering what Episode Four would have been like if it involved Sorbitol.

I imagine the Death Star would still have exploded but not because of a planned flaw involving reactors and torpedoes but rather a containment issue
May 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've never seen Avatar or eaten Werther's or had a sugar free gummy bear.

I feel blessed.
May 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sure the best words ever written:

www.amazon.com/review/RZFIY...
Check out this Amazon review of HARIBO Goldbears, Gummi Candy, 5 lb Bag, Assorted Flavors
Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore...
www.amazon.com
May 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
"I was wonking at you!"
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I mean, savoury rice pudding using gravy isn't the worst idea ever...#worstideaever
April 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is about Grindr, isn't it.
April 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'm so weak willed, dammit.#pope #job
April 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pretty much my morning routine, tbh.
March 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This made me wonder about the Pet Shop Bastards and now pop music is ruined forever. Sorry Neil & Chris.
February 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM