Devastated to learn Silk discontinued their soy nog. I would buy that shit in bulk.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Devastated to learn Silk discontinued their soy nog. I would buy that shit in bulk.
My mom wanted to make the potatoes really smooth one year so she used an immersion blender on them I think. It was horrible they became like elasticized? Idk. I still ate them but the texture was so wrong & unpleasant. She was mad & embarrassed bc i brought a bf & “he must think im a terrible cook”
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My mom wanted to make the potatoes really smooth one year so she used an immersion blender on them I think. It was horrible they became like elasticized? Idk. I still ate them but the texture was so wrong & unpleasant. She was mad & embarrassed bc i brought a bf & “he must think im a terrible cook”
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hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
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i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
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After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
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(government minister reading a report on the thousandth clinical drug trial of a pill that eliminates poverty, with a 100% success rate, that generates 10 times the value it costs to produce & makes government ministers public heroes) I don't understand, so the poor are made to suffer how, exactly?
There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
(government minister reading a report on the thousandth clinical drug trial of a pill that eliminates poverty, with a 100% success rate, that generates 10 times the value it costs to produce & makes government ministers public heroes) I don't understand, so the poor are made to suffer how, exactly?
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Oh I'm an incel am I? Well check this out
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Oh I'm an incel am I? Well check this out
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Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
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look i'm no fan of the guy but he's got enough resources to get absolutely glued to the floor by the world's highest volume shooters
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
look i'm no fan of the guy but he's got enough resources to get absolutely glued to the floor by the world's highest volume shooters
How do u get in touch w an Instacart (uber?) driver after the fact? Is it impossible? Guessing yes bc of creeps.
She forgot a couple of her personal items in my bag, I want to give her my info so she can pickup if she wants, but the chat in the app auto closed before I could.
She forgot a couple of her personal items in my bag, I want to give her my info so she can pickup if she wants, but the chat in the app auto closed before I could.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How do u get in touch w an Instacart (uber?) driver after the fact? Is it impossible? Guessing yes bc of creeps.
She forgot a couple of her personal items in my bag, I want to give her my info so she can pickup if she wants, but the chat in the app auto closed before I could.
She forgot a couple of her personal items in my bag, I want to give her my info so she can pickup if she wants, but the chat in the app auto closed before I could.
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"We have made a new plane where you can't actually sit or stand but rather are packed in like half kneeling sardines. if you sneeze, you'll hit your head on four different objects and get six people sick. Now please, for God sake, wear your Sunday best and be in a good mood. Wifi will be $50.00"
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"We have made a new plane where you can't actually sit or stand but rather are packed in like half kneeling sardines. if you sneeze, you'll hit your head on four different objects and get six people sick. Now please, for God sake, wear your Sunday best and be in a good mood. Wifi will be $50.00"
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Ryan Leonard’s goal song being freebird is so Dumb Guy-coded, sure. But also it always makes me think of the trucker trying to pee into a bottle and flipping the tractor trailer over video (positive)
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ryan Leonard’s goal song being freebird is so Dumb Guy-coded, sure. But also it always makes me think of the trucker trying to pee into a bottle and flipping the tractor trailer over video (positive)
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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this is that lady who got trashed and was swaying around in the white house like a buzzball cobra late on election night earlier this month check her out. she work for rudy
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this is that lady who got trashed and was swaying around in the white house like a buzzball cobra late on election night earlier this month check her out. she work for rudy
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some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
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They look like fucking Smile demons. I loathe them.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They look like fucking Smile demons. I loathe them.
Started e1 of ‘All Her Fault’ a bit ago & it’s making me wanna fight some dads
[strictly in my mind - I have no intention of getting in any dad fights irl - don’t ban me bsky]
[strictly in my mind - I have no intention of getting in any dad fights irl - don’t ban me bsky]
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Started e1 of ‘All Her Fault’ a bit ago & it’s making me wanna fight some dads
[strictly in my mind - I have no intention of getting in any dad fights irl - don’t ban me bsky]
[strictly in my mind - I have no intention of getting in any dad fights irl - don’t ban me bsky]
Started watching ‘Alls fair’. Such a bizarre vibe. Off putting. If this doesn’t turn into a horror I’m gonna be so disappointed. Otherwise why did so many people sign on for this
Naomi what are u doin girl
Naomi what are u doin girl
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Started watching ‘Alls fair’. Such a bizarre vibe. Off putting. If this doesn’t turn into a horror I’m gonna be so disappointed. Otherwise why did so many people sign on for this
Naomi what are u doin girl
Naomi what are u doin girl
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
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desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
desperately trying to stop the release of evidence that will fully exonerate me from crimes i did not commit
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since reading "i'm a grok guy" i can't stop thinking about mitt romney saying "hotdog is my favorite meat"
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
since reading "i'm a grok guy" i can't stop thinking about mitt romney saying "hotdog is my favorite meat"
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….telling trans teens they can’t get gender affirming care because “they aren’t old enough to make that decision”, and then having sex with young girls of the same age…. very on brand of them
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
….telling trans teens they can’t get gender affirming care because “they aren’t old enough to make that decision”, and then having sex with young girls of the same age…. very on brand of them