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Fnord Borgly
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Vaguely frightening
Sometimes a creature is carried far outside its normal range; these are called "vagrants" or "accidentals" and while it's exciting to spot one, being stranded far from its natural diet usually leads to a tragic end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his."
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Today, we stopped the ceiling fan. The Border Collie has Opinions.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
OMG Trimet has official holiday sweaters. This is last year's:
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This one?
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Y'know what time of year it is?
IT'S HYGGE TIME
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't know how this manifested next to @swiftonsecurity.com clearly needing a hug, but we all thank you for the sugarlump in the timeline.
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Yaeji knew.
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
After enjoying Sylvan Migdal's amazingly fun NSFW web comics at c.urvy.org for years I FINALLY paid for a membership, which comes with a card.
"What would you like on your card?"
"I think these times call for a little of Fauna's magic tracery."
I imagined a bit of decoration.
Friends, I got Art:
October 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The brain chemicals may lie, but this sooty-nosed grrrl offers nothing but true devotion and a cold wet nose.
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This guy was similar to Platner--charming, friendly, dressed the part, had some good lines to explain the tattoos and a way of joking around the fact that he was an actual Nazi.

It's what they do.
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It was several thousands of "Thousands", guys.
October 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Staked out in Estacada
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Some people need to go outside and touch snoot.
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I think the previous owner of this textbook spoke Spanish, I hope they made it to Denmark and have a lovely life now.
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You have now been blessed by 1 (one) velvety horse snoot.
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Playing that traditional Scottish tune "The Orange Blossom Special" bcuz AMERICA.
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How do you open
October 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With alt-text because I'm a butt.
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Nate's takes are normal[sic].
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Mitsui in the streets, Hitachi in the sheets.
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I love America for this: a joyous late-summer festival by a disparaged European ethnicity, enjoyed by everyone.
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ya know what's better than an accordion? TWO ACCORDIONS!
September 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM