One day we might have a good mayor.

Great! I didn't know they opened a new one. Same family? The photo of the wife sitting alone at the old Machinima adjacent location always makes me sad when I think about it.

What? It still exists?!?!

My desk is going to GLOW

He landed.

Nice! We should meet up! I'm out there for Commander at Home

They can't pay and in exchange hand me their crusty laptop with an unproduced screenplay on it.

Then I woke up and realized I slept through my first alarm and leapt out of bed to a white wall of pain from my back that is still injured. (In real life)

I jump up and start helping customers. I find one customer that was jamming marijuana cologne into their bag without paying. They turn invisible to sneak put until I angry-mom yank their arm over to the cash register.

All my coworkers were horrified, but the boss said, "Stop it! We accept everybody as long as you can make sales."
Then I realized that I have never sold any weed.
(Also true in real life)