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I’m a librarian, I’m here to help. SJH.
When the Macho Man gets into auto repair.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Clearly she considers seasonings to be woke.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Calling ICE on his child's mother to settle a custody dispute.

The whole family are utter ghouls. If there is a hell they will be burning in it.
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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i can't believe the capstone to this fucking week in american politics is ryan lizza dishing/implying that RFK jr ate his own cum out of olivia nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
What a horrible day to be literate.
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This is a librarian appreciation post.

Librarians are book angels 😇
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ugh, just more awful news. Such a great bassist, such a great band.

Going to play "I Am The Resurrection" on repeat the rest of the day.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Real life isn’t only stranger than fiction, it’s also much, much dumber.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She can now head back to her home, Castle Greyskull.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic-level plot twist in this piece.

Read it. Read it now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thank God.

May Kim Davis forever burn in hell.
BREAKING: Supreme Court declines challenge to landmark 2015 same-sex marriage ruling #NOH8
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Guess his defense attorney really cut the mustard.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maine goes no on 1 (thus protecting voting rights) and yes on 2 (Red flag law) and I'm so happy. And there's been a huge rebuke of GOP candidates all over the country.

Get bent, MAGA.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
10/10, no notes.
👨‍🍳💋
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
5000% increase on tariffs on Norway incoming.
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.
October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The government has shut down and the country has rapidly slid into authoritarianism and is led by a pedophile charlatan with a rotting brain.

But the Red Sox beat the Yankees last night in the most soul-crushingly way possible, so things are looking up!
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No tariff money is coming into this country because tariffs are BY DEFINITION paid by American consumers.

Is she this legitimately stupid?
Q: Can you tell us more about Trump's plan to use tariff money to pay farmers?

BROOKE ROLLINS: You know, it is a very elegant solution, right? The amount of tariff money that's coming into our country is stunning. The whole entire world economy is now realigning around American products.
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is the dude who yesterday hit himself in the balls with a skateboard.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.
NEWS: Sinclair says its ending its pre-emption of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM