pussmaster general
@boogeytran.bsky.social
valerie's pathetic little life
hierarchy of needs with a solid triangle labeled women's fingers in my mouth
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
hierarchy of needs with a solid triangle labeled women's fingers in my mouth
I can only orgasm with a leg cramp
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I can only orgasm with a leg cramp
that girl is such a loser she should be shot
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
that girl is such a loser she should be shot
you know I like my girls a little bit older
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
you know I like my girls a little bit older
monthly "practice what you preach and put your money where your mouth is" fee
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
monthly "practice what you preach and put your money where your mouth is" fee
sorry I liked you more when you were a chick with a little bit of a freak gender, not whatever is going on with you now
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
sorry I liked you more when you were a chick with a little bit of a freak gender, not whatever is going on with you now
nah man i can't hang i have to stay home tonight and jerk off
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
nah man i can't hang i have to stay home tonight and jerk off
some guy at the bar matched my outfit (light blue overalls and a pastel colored long sleeve) and we were both drinking guinness. maybe everything is going to be okay
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
some guy at the bar matched my outfit (light blue overalls and a pastel colored long sleeve) and we were both drinking guinness. maybe everything is going to be okay
girl who is "getting really into jazz"
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
girl who is "getting really into jazz"
you can really tell when someone's personality begins and ends at a pride flag
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
you can really tell when someone's personality begins and ends at a pride flag
being transgender doesn't mean you have to be ugly!
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
being transgender doesn't mean you have to be ugly!
are zohran and rama looking for a third
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
are zohran and rama looking for a third
tboys idk what about transitioning makes you think otherwise you still need to wear deodorant
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
tboys idk what about transitioning makes you think otherwise you still need to wear deodorant
zohran has the opportunity to do the worst thing imaginable and pull an Obama
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
zohran has the opportunity to do the worst thing imaginable and pull an Obama
seasonal affective disorder is like being a werewolf but instead of growing hair and howling at the moon it's just avoiding suicidal ideation because it gets dark out earlier
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
seasonal affective disorder is like being a werewolf but instead of growing hair and howling at the moon it's just avoiding suicidal ideation because it gets dark out earlier
are we not men? no! we are trans women please don't refer to us as male thanks
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
are we not men? no! we are trans women please don't refer to us as male thanks
I'm secretly a really bad DJ
September 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm secretly a really bad DJ
if you're watching the watchmen then who's flying the plane
September 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
if you're watching the watchmen then who's flying the plane
if I had a romantic rendezvous with anthony bourdain he wouldn't have hanged himself
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
if I had a romantic rendezvous with anthony bourdain he wouldn't have hanged himself
I can't believe I was the sperm that made it cause this is bullshit
September 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I can't believe I was the sperm that made it cause this is bullshit
I'm centering queer voices by jacking off loudly while home alone
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm centering queer voices by jacking off loudly while home alone
I know that your early twenties are for being a fucking loser but I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
September 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I know that your early twenties are for being a fucking loser but I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'm so slept on in this city I gotta gtfo
September 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm so slept on in this city I gotta gtfo
Freddy Krueger and Wolverine trying to do hand stuff
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Freddy Krueger and Wolverine trying to do hand stuff
fuck marry kill
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
fuck marry kill