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Molecular gastronomy is priced per molecule
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twink.men
Drawing split in two parts. The first part has Dante from classic Devil May Cry games sitting and smiling in camera. This part is captioned "1992, $0". The second part has Dante from Devil May Cry 5 looking in the camera with thoughtful expression. The caption now is "2015, $0,000,000,000".
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
bonnszai.bsky.social
you can never have enough bathtubs in your laundry room
windows98support.bsky.social matt @windows98support.bsky.social · 5d
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane. A plate of the same cookies.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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lukeplunkett.com
i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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actio.bsky.social
[TMNT tune] Drypoint etching portrait practice
#printmaking
study from the film "the seventh seal" in drypoint, showing the Death character. study of Bela Lugosi as Dracula in drypoint, printed in deep red ink
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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davescheidt.com
Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
bonnszai.bsky.social
Living it up like it’s 2012
September 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Birdsky is out for blood
Me saying I don’t respect a parrot and a reply saying Are you saying that you don't respect the scarlet fucking macaw?
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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ka92.bsky.social
June 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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lemosfran.bsky.social
They are a peculiar species that thrive in the arid plains. Telepathic and featureless, they often wear masks to facilitate interaction with humans, and scavenge gear from those who don’t survive the heat.

#osr #ttrpg #art #illustration
Illustration of an humanoid cactus, in the desert, wearing combar geat, with 2 white masks, holding a basket of smaller cacti.
August 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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nedroid.com
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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cactrot.bsky.social
Something Awful posters in 2025
An image stolen from the Something Awful Simpsons Meme Thread, posted by Uncle Wemus: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846107&pagenumber=1330#post548002120 Abe Simpson stands in front of a young Homer and Barney Panel 1: I used to "goon" but then they changed what "goon" was Panel 2: Now What I'm doing isn't "gooning" and what's "gooning" seems weird and scary to me Panel 3: *Abe pointing* It'll happen to you
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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junlper.beer
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
What's a REAL word you learned from The Simpsons?
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
Hark! A Vagrant! pirate comic by Kate Beaton about pirates carrying around a photo of their nemesis Hark! A Vagrant comic about the pirate from the first strip seeing the pirate he'd carried around a photo of wearing HIS photo on a locket around his neck as they sword fight
August 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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theonion.com
Travel Mug Regales Other Mugs With Stories From Road
Travel Mug Regales Other Mugs With Stories From Road
July 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
bonnszai.bsky.social
Random question for the LBP heads, but did Breezy the Pro / jplus ever join Bluesky?
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
five years ago i created the animal crossing panopticon
July 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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LittleBigPlanet Bomb Survival
eurogamer.bsky.social Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · Jul 15
Do you like to BREAK STUFF? But not like Limp Bizkit at Woodstock '99, we mean in a safe and controlled environment like Red Faction on PS5. youtu.be/W_nBm8Glovk?...
8 Best Games With Destructible Environments - Red Faction: Guerrilla to Red Faction: Gorilla
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July 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
"did you finish that Abraham Lincoln statue for the courthouse?"
"yessir and I made him real fuckin sexy like an underwear model just like you wanted."
"....what"
Statue of Babe Lincoln, with a twilight physique, shirtless, leaning against the wall with one leg up. He's holding a book on one hand and has his other hand hanging off his pants by his thumb, pulling the fabric down a little, teasing at his fun little play area before you get to the utilities and equipment. If Calvin Kline or Abercrombie or whatever did statues in their stores, they'd look like this. Statue of Babe Lincoln, with a twilight physique, shirtless, leaning against the wall with one leg up. He's holding a book on one hand and has his other hand hanging off his pants by his thumb, pulling the fabric down a little, teasing at his fun little play area before you get to the utilities and equipment. If Calvin Kline or Abercrombie or whatever did statues in their stores, they'd look like this.
July 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM