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Bonnie the Derpatron
@bonniethederpatron.bsky.social
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Derpy with a side of weird. Complicated and Passionate. Occasional streamer, still working full time currently. Chronic pain warrior. 🏳️‍🌈 Pansexual/ she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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You could say I've listened to them a bit. 😅
"My top artist Sleep Token Minutes listened 28,892 Top 0.05% global fan Spotify.com/wrapped"
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Unsurprisingly to anyone that knows me... Sleep Token is my top artist and several of my top songs and top albumn for the year. 😂 I am also really proud of the fact that I listened to 409 different genres this year.
2025 Spotify Wrapped graphic. Features a picture of Sleep Token's Vessel. Top artists: 1. Sleep Token 2. Miguel Owls 3. Vincent Lima 4. Bryce Savage 5. Ashley Singh Top Songs: 1. Emergence (Sleep Token) 2. The Fire (Vincent Lima) 3. Damocles (Sleep Token) 4. Provider (Sleep Token) 5. Sleep (Ashley Singh) Minutes listened: 149,796 Top Genre: Alternative
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Uuuuuuum..... You'd think a multi-million dollar corporation could maybe have their website work a little better. Wtf is this shit? I refreshed and it still looked like this. 😆 #netflix
A screenshot of a browser opened to the website Netflix, showing multiple sections and the logo on top of each other and nothing is functional. Even when refreshing.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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When people are forced to choose between paying mortgage/rent or feeding their kids.... I hope they remember this.
Screenshot of a headline. "Trump administration seeks emergency stay of court's order to fund SNAP" The Trump administration has filed a motion seeking an immediate stay of a federal judge's order directing the agriculture department to use emergency funding to pay full food stamp benefits for November.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Reposting with ALT text.
White text quote on a chalkboard art background "If education doesn't teach you to resist injustice, it has failed." -John Dewey
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Disappointing how many people in this thread posted the image with no alt text.
But here's mine!
🍂For me, I would choose:

👕Patterned Knit (preferably Halloween related)
☕️Chai Latte
🎃Pumpkin Bread
🥖Autumn Baking (leaf hike if it's short enough to not exhaust me)
Text reads: Build your perfect Autumn Day. Choose a cozy sweater: (images accompany each catagory) Patterned knit, black knit, crewneck, white knit. Choose a warm drink: Hot chocolate, pumpkin spice latte, chai latte, apple cider. Choose a little treat: Cinnamon roll, campfire s'more, apple pie, pumpkin bread. Choose an activity: Apple picking, leaf hike, pumpkin patch, Autumn baking.
September 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Heeyyyyy any gem/rock buffs out there wanna tell me what stone this is? It's been so long since I bought these beads that I have zero memory of it. I thought it was Jasper but upon researching green jasper.. It's not the right color.
A white lace background with a couple of fake plants, a white necklace bust stand with a green tree of life pendant necklace on it. 3 other variations of the pendant in different wire colors surround it on the bottom.
July 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Impromptu co-stream with @ilouminati.bsky.social and @chyyyguyyy.bsky.social 💚💚💚
Season 3 of Marvel Rivals hype! www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
No makeup bonnie selfie, thumb and pointer finger resting on face.
July 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Live with some more Lost Records! Hopefully finishing it up today so I can play some GTA V after! www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
A Bonnie selfie. Wear a brown tank top and brown eyeshadow with bright red lipstick.
June 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is my list of games to follow/check out so far.
Half will probably end up not being my cup of tea but the previews were interesting enough to grab me.
List reads: Games fest 2025 End of Abyss Chronicles of Midevil Mouse for hire PI The Cube Atomic Heart 2 Killer Inn Chrono Oddessy MIO Out of Words LEGO co-op game Mafia the Old Country Nicktoons? Fractured Blooms Mixtape ILL RE Requiem
June 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Live with more Lost Records: Bloom and Rage! All our new emotes have been approved and are ready to use! Whoo!
Would absolutely love it if you came and said hi 💚
www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
Bonnie selfie with no glasses, and a Snapchat filter that makes it look like a painting or a pixelated art.
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A cool shot in horror 🎥🎞🖤
Scene from Channel Zero: No end house. You can see a female head on a platform with eyes closed and an opening to the inside of the skull, what appears to be 6 different clay hands surrounding the head, and a 7th hand holding up a clay mask with lifelike eyes from the inside of the female's skull.
June 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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We have some new pride things 😁🏳️‍🌈 and new animated emotes on the way! Finally playing Lost Records today, I've heard so many good things about this game. Come join 💚 www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
A Bonnie selfie but gayer! 😁 low cut rainbow striped dress, rainbow color "love" earrings with the "o" in love being a heart shape. Full face of makeup with Red lip gloss and wearing headphones with glasses.
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Miss my grandpa every day. 💚 He was far from perfect. But him and my grandmother were basically my only somewhat healthy example of love in my early years.
Black and white photo of Bonnie's grandfather inside a submarine in the Navy. He has a coffee cup in hand and a pipe in his mouth.
May 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Trying out a game demo for Vampire Rancher and then more dragon age today! Hope to see you there! 💚
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Bonnie selfie, shoulder length hair and side bangs. Yep I got a haircut!
May 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Also made these today.
Tree of life pendant, oval shaped, made with silver wire and purple and green beads. Tree of life pendant, round, silver wire, and almost black dark green beads that sparkle. (Its green sand/goldstone)
May 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Its 163 days till Halloween!
A handmade tree of life pendant. The wire is silver and the beads are a mix of orange and purple.
May 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Thankfully none of that discourse shows up in my feed. If a book isn't for you THEN 👏IT👏 ISNT👏 FOR👏 YOU👏. Fuck all the way off and let the rest of us enjoy things in peace without your shitty opinions that no one asked for. 🙃
An adorable kitten sticking out its tongue, eyes closed and paws on either side of the tongue. Caption reads: This is my opinion of your opinion!
May 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Short chill stream time 💚 more dragon age!
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Naked face selfie with fingers on chin contemplating.
May 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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LIVE for the final day of our marathon stream weekend! Hoping to hit one more goal! If not then I greatly appreciate all the support and the beautiful people who have spent time with me this weekend! 💚https://www.twitch.tv/bonniethederpatron
A naked face Bonnie selfie, wearing a blue tshirt with we hair.
May 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Live with Day 2 of Marathon Stream weekend! Playing more Dragon Age Inquisition to start off! Come say hi! 💚
www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
A Bonnie selfie. Wearing a strawberry blonde ombre wig today. And a dark green low cut shirt, red lipstick and normal glasses.
May 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Posting this as a reminder for the incentives. We're reached the first goal already! Thank you!
Announcement poster with cute little spooky/forest themed graphics. Text reads: Marathon Stream? Raising funds for moving costs! Featuring 12 bizzare flavors of soda! Every sub, 500 bits, or $5 donation equals 1 randomly chosen shot of soda! $10 = choose the flavor. $20 = write your username on me. $100 reached = handful of spicy beans $300 reached = Chubby Bunny $500 reached = Cosplay stream, chat votes $800 reached = Soul's like stream (rage) $1000 reached = cream pie to the face
May 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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We live! All day long! Come stop by and say hi! Check out the incentives! www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
A Bonnie selfie holding a liquid eye shadow up to lips with hair in a single braided.
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Ok folks! Since PAX plans got canceled I'm going to spend this weekend streaming as much as possible! Gotta put a dent in these games I want to finish by the end of the year! As a little incentive to help with upcoming costs, I got 12 different bizzare flavors of soda for you all to torture me with.
Announcement poster with cute little spooky/forest themed graphics. Text reads: Marathon Stream? Raising funds for moving costs! Featuring 12 bizzare flavors of soda! Every sub, 500 bits, or $5 donation equals 1 randomly chosen shot of soda! $10 = choose the flavor. $20 = write your username on me. $100 reached = handful of spicy beans $300 reached = Chubby Bunny $500 reached = Cosplay stream, chat votes $800 reached = Soul's like stream (rage) $1000 reached = cream pie to the face
May 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Whoops forgot to post that I was live! 😅 Playing some Dragon Age Inquisition! (I really want to please Iron Bull send help) www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
A bonnie selfie
May 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM