Todd (aka BonkOif)
bonkoif.bsky.social
Todd (aka BonkOif)
@bonkoif.bsky.social
WHEATON!
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think you’ve talked before about how awesome it is to see someone experiencing (or at least enjoying) something for the first time. Enjoy!
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Albuquerque probably
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
See you on Shepherdsday!
September 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oof. That’s a lot. I remember the pain from just doing a hundred or so.
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What do you call the person who graduated last in medical school?

Doctor.
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I said “Shepherdstown? That’s an odd choice.” And then I said “Oh. Of course.”

See you there!
August 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
But if you go left, he definitely won’t follow.
July 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Infectious Waste is the name of my Garbage cover band.
July 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Computer, end program.
July 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
As long as it’s raining on the outside and not the inside
July 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Huh… while I know the royalties I have gotten over the years, I’ve never seen actual sales or count numbers for the tech book I wrote. But given what I’ve gotten, I wonder if I am a “best selling” author by the second criteria.
July 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Tomorrow 2050 will be closer than 2000.
July 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
All I can say is.. what in the world are you using 3/4 of a TB of memory for???
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It is not an easy thing - I’ve done a lot of conference speaking as an introvert, and evenings are generally “find the easiest food that doesn’t require me talking to a human and crash in the hotel room.
July 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can we convince the tentacled JoCo to take a Covid test? And convince him that “C” means Covid? That’ll give the mech a few days head start
June 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Safe travels. Might want to consider backing up your phone and then wiping it (though I’m sure you have thought all this through already).
June 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’ll be working on my Miata with my 15yo daughter, which always makes me grateful she wants to spend time with me and learn new things.

The act of kindness should have been this morning, but the other person could not have a moment of gratitude. So we will find another opportunity
May 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I still think you should have gone with the computer’s preference and sung Part of Your World.

Happy birthday!
May 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Could be worse. Could be this little asshole.
April 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
What’s going on is, unfortunately, a global problem. But some places are slightly better than others for the time being.
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Geez, you’re right. At least this way Musso…Trump will make the trains run on time.
March 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM