MARWOLAETH 🐀
@boneyardbettie.bsky.social
• 🏴/🇨🇿 • 🏳️🌈 • 🍊🧡 • Cardiology Nerd • Big Yapper • O'r afon i'r môr •
I love looking like an ancient vampire on public transport because no one sits next to me. 🧛🏻♀️
December 17, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I love looking like an ancient vampire on public transport because no one sits next to me. 🧛🏻♀️
Patent Tabi loafers are calling my name like the green goblin mask rn
December 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Patent Tabi loafers are calling my name like the green goblin mask rn
Cat decides to jump up and meow in my face after eating her wet food. My god woman. Your breath STINK
December 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Cat decides to jump up and meow in my face after eating her wet food. My god woman. Your breath STINK
How many times do I have to say NO @raccoonstans.bsky.social (if you cave. I fear I will also cave)
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 PM
How many times do I have to say NO @raccoonstans.bsky.social (if you cave. I fear I will also cave)
I love Gladiator II
December 14, 2024 at 11:55 AM
I love Gladiator II
The majority of the internet: Luigi! Luigi! Luigi! 🥰😍
The UK: “TRY THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME
The UK: “TRY THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The majority of the internet: Luigi! Luigi! Luigi! 🥰😍
The UK: “TRY THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME
The UK: “TRY THE BATTLE OF THE SOMME
Reposted by MARWOLAETH 🐀
roses are black. so is my heart. me and my coffee. till death do us part.
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
roses are black. so is my heart. me and my coffee. till death do us part.
Me and my diastolic blood pressure of 46 against the world.
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Me and my diastolic blood pressure of 46 against the world.
Cocodamol washed down with Pinot Grigio. My nurse girlfriend is screaming.
December 5, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Cocodamol washed down with Pinot Grigio. My nurse girlfriend is screaming.
No one in this house has an advent calendar apart from the cat
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 PM
No one in this house has an advent calendar apart from the cat
I’m sorry I cannot believe that New Rocks are in fashion again
December 3, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I’m sorry I cannot believe that New Rocks are in fashion again
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Escaped Heathrow. Back to Wales now. Nan should be boarding soon, v emotional.
December 2, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Escaped Heathrow. Back to Wales now. Nan should be boarding soon, v emotional.
Dear Michael Sheen, I’m sorry I just looked at you strange at the service station, I was busy getting my 93 year old grandmother into the car and onward to Heathrow. Byddwch yn dda.
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Dear Michael Sheen, I’m sorry I just looked at you strange at the service station, I was busy getting my 93 year old grandmother into the car and onward to Heathrow. Byddwch yn dda.
When you do makeup to go out out and then you realise oh no you can’t go out because you used your patient activator earlier because you had a weird episode and you need the data to be uploaded and it takes hours and it’s already started. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
When you do makeup to go out out and then you realise oh no you can’t go out because you used your patient activator earlier because you had a weird episode and you need the data to be uploaded and it takes hours and it’s already started. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I will *not* give in to the tabi pressure
November 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I will *not* give in to the tabi pressure
Americans having two big turkey dinners near enough a month apart and then not another for ten months is wild.
November 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Americans having two big turkey dinners near enough a month apart and then not another for ten months is wild.
My manager reminding us all we have to take leave by December 31st or we lose it… very nice. How many hours do I have.
70.
I have 70 hours to take.
70.
I have 70 hours to take.
November 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My manager reminding us all we have to take leave by December 31st or we lose it… very nice. How many hours do I have.
70.
I have 70 hours to take.
70.
I have 70 hours to take.
Me: :(
*remembers packages are coming tomorrow*
Me: :)
*remembers packages are coming tomorrow*
Me: :)
November 28, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Me: :(
*remembers packages are coming tomorrow*
Me: :)
*remembers packages are coming tomorrow*
Me: :)
IVE BEEN ATTACKED
What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
IVE BEEN ATTACKED
Twitter really living up to the dead internet theory. Just bots in the replies of posts. Ughhhhhh
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Twitter really living up to the dead internet theory. Just bots in the replies of posts. Ughhhhhh
I know surprises are worth it but I reeeeally struggle to keep gifts a secret 💀
November 26, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I know surprises are worth it but I reeeeally struggle to keep gifts a secret 💀
Who’s horny for thunderstorms
November 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Who’s horny for thunderstorms