King Squatch
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Researching Biocultural Anthropology of mental health, pharmaceuticals, and migration.
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Fuck Ice. Fuck Trump.
Researching Biocultural Anthropology of mental health, pharmaceuticals, and migration.
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Fuck Ice. Fuck Trump.
*As the only state in the nation that will protect the LGBTQ+ community, …
August 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
*As the only state in the nation that will protect the LGBTQ+ community, …
All of their body language just screams “ok grandpa, I don’t care”
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
All of their body language just screams “ok grandpa, I don’t care”
Do you think the children (who survive…) will grow up to despise their parents for trying to sacrifice them for temporary politics?
That’ll be the day, owning the libs so hard their children disown them.
That’ll be the day, owning the libs so hard their children disown them.
August 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Do you think the children (who survive…) will grow up to despise their parents for trying to sacrifice them for temporary politics?
That’ll be the day, owning the libs so hard their children disown them.
That’ll be the day, owning the libs so hard their children disown them.
3. (Slightly unrelated but still true) Cutting healthcare when your voting base is historically very old and very chronically ill is a surefire way to reduce how many people can crawl across broken glass when the time comes.
August 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
3. (Slightly unrelated but still true) Cutting healthcare when your voting base is historically very old and very chronically ill is a surefire way to reduce how many people can crawl across broken glass when the time comes.
I tried but my representative told her constituents that she’d rather watch us all die. And she won’t get removed because dirt has more voting power than people in the Midwest.
August 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I tried but my representative told her constituents that she’d rather watch us all die. And she won’t get removed because dirt has more voting power than people in the Midwest.
Remember when people were happy about the flood in Texas because the republicans “deserved it?”
That’s exactly the same problem! People died. Adults, children, blue voters, and red voters alike. Anyone who sees that in any other light is a horrible human being.
That’s exactly the same problem! People died. Adults, children, blue voters, and red voters alike. Anyone who sees that in any other light is a horrible human being.
August 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Remember when people were happy about the flood in Texas because the republicans “deserved it?”
That’s exactly the same problem! People died. Adults, children, blue voters, and red voters alike. Anyone who sees that in any other light is a horrible human being.
That’s exactly the same problem! People died. Adults, children, blue voters, and red voters alike. Anyone who sees that in any other light is a horrible human being.
Ok, but you have to admit. The “change the facts” quote being a lie is kinda funny.
August 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Ok, but you have to admit. The “change the facts” quote being a lie is kinda funny.
I swear that they spent a long time deciding on the karoLYN part and it was so worth it!! 😂
Nothing destroys ego like simple mockery.
Nothing destroys ego like simple mockery.
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I swear that they spent a long time deciding on the karoLYN part and it was so worth it!! 😂
Nothing destroys ego like simple mockery.
Nothing destroys ego like simple mockery.
Can we see pictures of Mr. Cat?
stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is praying with his hands folded
ALT: stitch from disney 's lilo and stitch is praying with his hands folded
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August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can we see pictures of Mr. Cat?
The climate scientist in me is ecstatic. The other climate scientist in me is in the fetal position.
August 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The climate scientist in me is ecstatic. The other climate scientist in me is in the fetal position.
Thanks Pete. Please convince your colleagues to do their job.
August 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thanks Pete. Please convince your colleagues to do their job.
The fun part of cartography is that each data is more spread than the circle can show. If you split up the ethanol into corn acres, the data would visually affect more people than they probably realize. And the total scale of solar would be nominal (with the current data). Maps are crazy yall.
August 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The fun part of cartography is that each data is more spread than the circle can show. If you split up the ethanol into corn acres, the data would visually affect more people than they probably realize. And the total scale of solar would be nominal (with the current data). Maps are crazy yall.
Meanwhile, indigenous folklore will perfectly describe this thing. Someone is bound to go “Oh yeah, I know about the stick bug. His names Craig and he’s pretty cool”
August 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Meanwhile, indigenous folklore will perfectly describe this thing. Someone is bound to go “Oh yeah, I know about the stick bug. His names Craig and he’s pretty cool”
I periodically model hydrological hazards and I can say with full certainty that tsunamis are the most goddamn terrifying natural hazard I have ever seen. I don’t even know how to rank the rest, tsunami just wins.
August 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I periodically model hydrological hazards and I can say with full certainty that tsunamis are the most goddamn terrifying natural hazard I have ever seen. I don’t even know how to rank the rest, tsunami just wins.
Cool. I’m just trying to be civil, but thanks for the elitist self-pandering. I expected little less.
August 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cool. I’m just trying to be civil, but thanks for the elitist self-pandering. I expected little less.
Enschedeeeeeeeee!🎉🎉
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Enschedeeeeeeeee!🎉🎉
I vote blue every election I can, but I have to acknowledge patterns in behavior (it’s my job).
What hurts dems most is the extremist members that pick fights and try to separate people. Instead of acting like both groups are so different, try and find the patterns in group dynamics.
What hurts dems most is the extremist members that pick fights and try to separate people. Instead of acting like both groups are so different, try and find the patterns in group dynamics.
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I vote blue every election I can, but I have to acknowledge patterns in behavior (it’s my job).
What hurts dems most is the extremist members that pick fights and try to separate people. Instead of acting like both groups are so different, try and find the patterns in group dynamics.
What hurts dems most is the extremist members that pick fights and try to separate people. Instead of acting like both groups are so different, try and find the patterns in group dynamics.
Right… except there is no universal eight criteria points.
The only agreed upon traits are: unquestioning loyalty to a personality, discouraged behavior outside the group dynamic, elitism towards outsiders, no life outside the group, and constantly building membership.
The only agreed upon traits are: unquestioning loyalty to a personality, discouraged behavior outside the group dynamic, elitism towards outsiders, no life outside the group, and constantly building membership.
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Right… except there is no universal eight criteria points.
The only agreed upon traits are: unquestioning loyalty to a personality, discouraged behavior outside the group dynamic, elitism towards outsiders, no life outside the group, and constantly building membership.
The only agreed upon traits are: unquestioning loyalty to a personality, discouraged behavior outside the group dynamic, elitism towards outsiders, no life outside the group, and constantly building membership.