boneless subaru
@bonerpill.bsky.social
lookin for a man built like the beast titan
i’ve been living at my place for abt 4 years and only now just discovered that the outdoor closet has a light and i actually did in fact store things in there from when i first moved in
February 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i’ve been living at my place for abt 4 years and only now just discovered that the outdoor closet has a light and i actually did in fact store things in there from when i first moved in
just printed something using a printer that i own. a printer in my house. surreal experience
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just printed something using a printer that i own. a printer in my house. surreal experience
IM SO POOR *spends $80 at michaels*
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
IM SO POOR *spends $80 at michaels*
i abide by the left lane rules more than most laws
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i abide by the left lane rules more than most laws
i might not be good at freehand drawing but i can make the fuck out of a collage i can tell you that much
February 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i might not be good at freehand drawing but i can make the fuck out of a collage i can tell you that much
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it's gonna feel so fucking good when he dies
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
it's gonna feel so fucking good when he dies
looking up a song exclusively on soundcloud is actually so anxiety inducing cause most of them have fan made covers and are SO fucking embarrassing to have on ur lock screen
January 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
looking up a song exclusively on soundcloud is actually so anxiety inducing cause most of them have fan made covers and are SO fucking embarrassing to have on ur lock screen
gonna start posting on here the same way i did on twitter when i first got an adderall prescription good luck everyone
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
gonna start posting on here the same way i did on twitter when i first got an adderall prescription good luck everyone
i should NOT be, but i am so incredibly shocked to see some americans learn about the fucked healthcare system for the first time in 2024 like what an insane privilege it must be to never have known about that up until right now
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i should NOT be, but i am so incredibly shocked to see some americans learn about the fucked healthcare system for the first time in 2024 like what an insane privilege it must be to never have known about that up until right now
united hitman lookalike contest in my apartment which is quite a distance from NY and arguably an ideal location to evade capture
December 5, 2024 at 11:57 PM
united hitman lookalike contest in my apartment which is quite a distance from NY and arguably an ideal location to evade capture
“police can confirm that this shooting wasn’t an accident, it was intentional” ….. no shit???? my brother in christ not a single soul drew any other conclusion other than that???
December 5, 2024 at 3:23 PM
“police can confirm that this shooting wasn’t an accident, it was intentional” ….. no shit???? my brother in christ not a single soul drew any other conclusion other than that???
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my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
my spotify wrapped is slightly more embarassing than previous years, so i will not be sharing it this year. i hope you understand this choice of mine in these tough times
the shot begs to be shooted but at what cost
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
the shot begs to be shooted but at what cost
i know the color balance and chromatic aberration bars in procreate HATE to see me coming
December 1, 2024 at 8:03 PM
i know the color balance and chromatic aberration bars in procreate HATE to see me coming
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the bond between the girlies who have had all the guys they’ve ever been interested in snatched up by their respective friend groups can never be broken
November 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
the bond between the girlies who have had all the guys they’ve ever been interested in snatched up by their respective friend groups can never be broken
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my brother asked me for a cross and a gun for Christmas and i’m questioning how my mother is raising him, he’s 7.
November 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
my brother asked me for a cross and a gun for Christmas and i’m questioning how my mother is raising him, he’s 7.
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gunna bring a deck of uno cards to the function and ruin my family
November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
gunna bring a deck of uno cards to the function and ruin my family
me @ all my fellow children of divorce on the road today
November 28, 2024 at 6:38 PM
me @ all my fellow children of divorce on the road today
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Good morning to everyone except the cloaked stranger who trapped me in his labyrinth
November 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Good morning to everyone except the cloaked stranger who trapped me in his labyrinth
i find it to be extremely unsettling when someone’s job is busy and they’re excited about it
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
i find it to be extremely unsettling when someone’s job is busy and they’re excited about it
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
can someone send me money so i can move to that state where the mayor always says “well… here we are again” to address the audience at press conferences PLEASE
November 16, 2024 at 9:12 PM
can someone send me money so i can move to that state where the mayor always says “well… here we are again” to address the audience at press conferences PLEASE
netflix server room is prob looking a lot like the titanic boiler room right about now
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
netflix server room is prob looking a lot like the titanic boiler room right about now