Mike Bonefig
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Mike Bonefig
@bonefig.bsky.social
Jersey Xennial. Lifelong Trekkie. Serial replier and reposter. Brooklyn born Italian, so you can trust me when it comes to pizza and bagels.
Gotta have that plausible deniability!
February 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
People were calling them "skeets" and "reskeets". Without a second thought.

I refuse to believe that reference is so old that GenZ isn't aware of it 😭
February 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I've rocketed past "worried", and am rapidly approaching "resigned to our fate thanks to them". 🙃
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I would like some cake please 😊
jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
NutPods, I assume? My wife likes them, but my sweet tooth isn't a fan.
December 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
An incel in a cell
December 7, 2024 at 6:28 AM
This may be something even a self sealing stembolt can't solve.
December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
If that's the most I accomplish today, I'll be satisfied 😅
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I do love Farm to Table, though.
December 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
That's all I see now. Damn Internet 😅
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
With a cheese knife.
December 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Hoppy Monday 😉
December 2, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I had an idea about what to replace it with...

bsky.app/profile/bone...
How about "Skyt" instead of "Skeet"? It can be unique to #BlueSky, and if it catches on, maybe @merriam-webster.com will add it to the dictionary? 🤷‍♂️

It's a win-win!
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I'd rather be kayaking...

*Injures shoulder*

Bloody hell!
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
We're all in a food coma from last night.
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Exactly 😉
November 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM