Bombmunchkin
@bombmunchkin.bsky.social
I'm old enough to be your sister.
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Everything can be a conspiracy if you're dumb enough.
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Not been well this week & have been thinking about my value as a disabled (autism+ADHD+PMDD) human & been comparing myself to others (never good). When I feel low I make miniature posies. I’ve been mocked for them before but they lift my mood-I hope this one lifts yours. Maybe a small life is ok…
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Not been well this week & have been thinking about my value as a disabled (autism+ADHD+PMDD) human & been comparing myself to others (never good). When I feel low I make miniature posies. I’ve been mocked for them before but they lift my mood-I hope this one lifts yours. Maybe a small life is ok…
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My dog’s farts are prohibited by the Geneva Conventions
May 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My dog’s farts are prohibited by the Geneva Conventions
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
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I’ll never forgot the day my ex got run over by a taxi.
That was my last day as a taxi driver.
That was my last day as a taxi driver.
May 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ll never forgot the day my ex got run over by a taxi.
That was my last day as a taxi driver.
That was my last day as a taxi driver.
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Midwestern sext:
Ewe complete me
Ewe complete me
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Midwestern sext:
Ewe complete me
Ewe complete me
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I like a little junk in the trunk.
We’re talking about cars, right?
We’re talking about cars, right?
May 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I like a little junk in the trunk.
We’re talking about cars, right?
We’re talking about cars, right?
Everytime I try to get my life together a new Taqueria opens up.
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Everytime I try to get my life together a new Taqueria opens up.
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Senile is something you can do if you are in Egypt
May 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Senile is something you can do if you are in Egypt
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If you walk in on me and I'm slathered in mashed potatoes and gravy while devouring fried chicken, either ask for a breast and join me or just walk away.
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you walk in on me and I'm slathered in mashed potatoes and gravy while devouring fried chicken, either ask for a breast and join me or just walk away.
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I run on pizza and shame.
May 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I run on pizza and shame.
A hype man?
In this economy?
In this economy?
May 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A hype man?
In this economy?
In this economy?
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Dr. Pepper didn’t have a medical degree.
Will the lies ever end?
Will the lies ever end?
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Dr. Pepper didn’t have a medical degree.
Will the lies ever end?
Will the lies ever end?
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Home is where the shart is
May 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Home is where the shart is
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Anyone else like to play “Find the alt”?
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anyone else like to play “Find the alt”?
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Hypocrites are my least favorite of all the crites.
May 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hypocrites are my least favorite of all the crites.
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Procreate implies the occurrence of Amaturecreate
May 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Procreate implies the occurrence of Amaturecreate
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Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer plays the role of the Terminator.
Now he’s the Exterminator.
Now he’s the Exterminator.
May 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer plays the role of the Terminator.
Now he’s the Exterminator.
Now he’s the Exterminator.
One day you're cool, the next you have a favorite spatula.
May 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One day you're cool, the next you have a favorite spatula.
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y’all are the worst improv troupe I’ve had the pleasure of being a part of
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
y’all are the worst improv troupe I’ve had the pleasure of being a part of
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I will wait forever, but please don't take forever.
May 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I will wait forever, but please don't take forever.
I used to be cool, but now just looking at gluten makes my tummy hurt.
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I used to be cool, but now just looking at gluten makes my tummy hurt.
The only alpha i know is my cat.
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The only alpha i know is my cat.
I run on Reeses cups and guilt.
May 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I run on Reeses cups and guilt.
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It's scary that using your brain has become political
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's scary that using your brain has become political