I obviously am not there with you at Panera, but if it's anywhere close to how you bebop around the goddamned house, I'm on his side.

I hope he calls the cops on you, and they straighten you out, always dancing around the place like Kevin Bacon in that movie about Kevin Bacon Can't Dance Here 😑

Lol, I'll follow whoever the fuck I want, babe. That's why I have my own BlueSky account 💁

Some theorize that The Misfit from A Good Man is Hard to Find was the template for the also-fictional character of The Joker in Batman, so that might be a good one to start with!

And Kay famously hates Christmas. Bah, humbug, and so forth 😆

We're big Flannery O'Connor fans in the #KCookandCatsCo household, fwiw ✍️

Oh, yeah?

Which one do you think is unpublishable, the one where you use the word rape in both the title and subtitle, or the one where you take drugs while you're in charge of kids at a museum?

It's super weird no one's hired you, yet, btw. Totally unrelated to that. Just musing 😹

You're way more Mrrp than Mraa

I think this guy's calling you a dumb, trans cunt, Kay!

What are you gonna do about it? He called you a dumb, tranny bitch! I heard him say it!

🤣

Ohhhhhh, like Perfection, Nevada. Like in Tremors.

I get it.

*yawn*

you called?

No, he was talking about me, idiot. I'm a perfect cat. Obviously. Perfection.

All us #RussianBlue #cats are perfect, in our way.

I like these short ones. Way less work for the readers.

That's the only kind he'll find here, lol

I'm *pretty* sure I was born in 2013...

Mhm! 😽

I wish *I* had thumbs.

I'd do so much unhinged, violent shit. You don't even know.