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@boltthrower.bsky.social
A guy on the Internet (he/him)

Death Metal is the best metal

Mostly just posting into the void

I am not actually a member of the greatest death metal band of all time
Turkey sucks. Nobody really likes it. You wouldn't make one in fucking July. Why make one for a crappy holiday? You don't actually need to make one for Thanksgiving. We are doing a ham. My sister is bringing a Lasagna. No need for the trash bird.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I bought a raspberry pi zero kit for like 35 bucks off Amazon and setup pi hole on my network. It was super easy. Literally watched a 10min YouTube video to learn how to do. Now I just... Don't have ads anymore? That's all I had to do? Why isn't everyone doing this lol
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Josh Allen is gonna die out there
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Rest in piss bitch
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The one sweet thing I always buy when I get groceries has gotten so fucking expensive! Johnny Pops popsicles were usually 3.99 for a box of 6. They are 7.49 now. More than a buck per popsicle. Insane. I can't bring myself to buy them at that price. It sucks because they are so gooood
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Seems like this country kinda sucks huh?
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
They are just making him look cooler.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Democrats will learn absolutely nothing from New York. It sucks. You know it's true though
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nice
NBC calls for Zohran. It’s cuomover folks
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If only
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It's nice to see something good happen for a change
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Matt LaFleur sucks. But I don't know who they could get that is better. Ugh
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can of San Marzano tomatoes is 7 bucks now. What the fuck
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New Chat Pile album is really good
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
20 days. It was fox news. of course it was.
I wonder who will be the first mainstream News Network to report on a fake AI video as a factual story. I wonder how long it will be until OANN and Fox News have fake AI videos as the majority of their television content.
The future looks grim
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It was OK. Kinda soggy on the bottom from all the toppings. It was fine. Probably wouldn't order it again though
About to order one of these monstrosities
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
About to order one of these monstrosities
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Rembrandt Pussyhorse kinda day
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am shocked this guy hasn't deleted this post yet. The replies are hilarious
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I wonder who will be the first mainstream News Network to report on a fake AI video as a factual story. I wonder how long it will be until OANN and Fox News have fake AI videos as the majority of their television content.
The future looks grim
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Having to do 2FA for every fucking website I use(bills, bank. rent payment site, amazon, twitch, etc etc) is slowly driving me fucking insane. Just let me stay logged in. I don't care. I hate having to juggle an email or text or call just to use your fucking website
October 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's fucking wild how after every mass shooting its a race by everyone online to figure out what group the shooter belongs to so we can blame that group and not change a fucking thing.
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Night 4 of 6 in a row of 12 hour shifts. Be a Nurse they said. It's a great job.

This sucks
September 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
New Dying Fetus song. New album soon. Hell yeah
DYING FETUS - Into The Cesspool (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RelapseRecords
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM