Caleb Bollenbacher
@bollenbacher.bsky.social
The Keene is dead. Long live the Keene. Wait, who’s Keene?
We’re not serving justice, we’re babysitting chaos….
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We’re not serving justice, we’re babysitting chaos….
Ok so HEB delivers…what if I ordered a Digiorno? What THEN?
April 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ok so HEB delivers…what if I ordered a Digiorno? What THEN?
In today’s game of “Who Would Win?” with the twins I babysit: Captain Marvel vs Al (from Al’s Toy Barn)
April 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In today’s game of “Who Would Win?” with the twins I babysit: Captain Marvel vs Al (from Al’s Toy Barn)
Had a dream there was a new season of ITYSL, woke up to a nightmare.
a man in a blue shirt is standing in a crowd of men
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in a crowd of men
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April 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Had a dream there was a new season of ITYSL, woke up to a nightmare.
Don’t talk to me unless you have brought me Kate Spade fruit snacks.
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Don’t talk to me unless you have brought me Kate Spade fruit snacks.
Honestly give Genevieve O’Reilly an Emmy already for the last ten minutes of Andor episode 3.
a group of people are dancing in a room .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room .
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April 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Honestly give Genevieve O’Reilly an Emmy already for the last ten minutes of Andor episode 3.
It all breaks down at the first rehearsal…
April 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It all breaks down at the first rehearsal…
Does the Progressive marketing team just sit in meetings like “ok this is almost there but there has gotta be a way to make it a BIT more annoying”?
April 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Does the Progressive marketing team just sit in meetings like “ok this is almost there but there has gotta be a way to make it a BIT more annoying”?
Diving back into edits on my most recent manuscript and geez this might be the best thing I’ve ever written. It needs a lot of work still but feels like it would’ve been one of my favorite books if I hadn’t written it.
April 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Diving back into edits on my most recent manuscript and geez this might be the best thing I’ve ever written. It needs a lot of work still but feels like it would’ve been one of my favorite books if I hadn’t written it.
You got a two dollar bill, put your hands up!
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You got a two dollar bill, put your hands up!
Does the existence of Godzilla imply the existence of Satanzilla?
March 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Does the existence of Godzilla imply the existence of Satanzilla?
Hooray! My first Theorist video is out! Had a blast working on this: youtu.be/y1h4IBgh7H4?...
Food Theory: Why McDonald’s Won’t Let You Keep the Shamrock Shake (or Anything Else)
YouTube video by The Food Theorists
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March 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hooray! My first Theorist video is out! Had a blast working on this: youtu.be/y1h4IBgh7H4?...
Kitchen is covered in glass and olive oil. I created the ultimate mess!!
March 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Kitchen is covered in glass and olive oil. I created the ultimate mess!!
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When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When Amazon launched in 1995, there were 5,500 indie bookshops in the U.S., with 7,000 locations. By May of 2023, that number had decreased to 2,185 indies & 2,599 locations.
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
When you purchase audiobooks via Libro.fm vs. Audible, you directly support indie bookshops. Let's make that number grow ❤️
It’s okay to eat fish, cuz they don’t have any feelings.
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s okay to eat fish, cuz they don’t have any feelings.
First they came for the Pizza Hut and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Pizza Hut.
Then they came for the Taco Bell and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Taco Bell.
Then they came for the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and there was no one left to speak for me.
Because I was not a Pizza Hut.
Then they came for the Taco Bell and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Taco Bell.
Then they came for the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and there was no one left to speak for me.
March 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
First they came for the Pizza Hut and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Pizza Hut.
Then they came for the Taco Bell and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Taco Bell.
Then they came for the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and there was no one left to speak for me.
Because I was not a Pizza Hut.
Then they came for the Taco Bell and I said nothing -
Because I was not a Taco Bell.
Then they came for the combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut and there was no one left to speak for me.
Reposted by Caleb Bollenbacher
I have never witnessed a more embarrassing moment for America. Anyone who supports what Trump and Vance just did to Zelensky, an ally and a leader this country has rightly rallied around, is lost and gone for good. That was a national disgrace.
February 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have never witnessed a more embarrassing moment for America. Anyone who supports what Trump and Vance just did to Zelensky, an ally and a leader this country has rightly rallied around, is lost and gone for good. That was a national disgrace.
People that want to talk to me:
- nobody
- nobody
February 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
People that want to talk to me:
- nobody
- nobody
700 games of Ben Chiarot. What a beautiful guy.
a red background with the words goal goal goal goal
ALT: a red background with the words goal goal goal goal
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February 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
700 games of Ben Chiarot. What a beautiful guy.
Commercial idea: an ad without Jennifer Coolidge or Tom Brady. Idk what the product is but I’ll probably buy it.
February 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Commercial idea: an ad without Jennifer Coolidge or Tom Brady. Idk what the product is but I’ll probably buy it.
I like when the host says “yeah” as if there’s something to agree with in “uh, uh, uh, uh”.
February 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I like when the host says “yeah” as if there’s something to agree with in “uh, uh, uh, uh”.
Always surprised to see Jordan Binnington on the Canadian team. He’s so racist I just assumed he was American.
February 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Always surprised to see Jordan Binnington on the Canadian team. He’s so racist I just assumed he was American.
Can’t believe I’m rooting for the Sidney Crosby team.
Hope Canada wins but Larkin catches the snitch.
Hope Canada wins but Larkin catches the snitch.
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can’t believe I’m rooting for the Sidney Crosby team.
Hope Canada wins but Larkin catches the snitch.
Hope Canada wins but Larkin catches the snitch.
Gah, the Tkachuks are so embarrassing. Doesn’t matter how many “fights” Brady wins, he will always be the ugliest boy on the ice.
February 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Gah, the Tkachuks are so embarrassing. Doesn’t matter how many “fights” Brady wins, he will always be the ugliest boy on the ice.
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I do not have to respect the Tkachuk brothers actually.
February 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I do not have to respect the Tkachuk brothers actually.