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i've been on the internet for too much of my life ⚔️ crj forever 🌈 nyc
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this is absolute chefkiss perfection god bless COIB
6. SERVER RoOM The door is slightly warm to the touch. It is not locked. Entering, the players stand in a 40x40 room with floor-to-ceiling banks of computer equipment along each wall. Wires run from one rack to another, into the ceiling, and (presumably) into the rest of the Dinkins Building. Sitting on a comfortable golden throne in the far corner is a woodchuck with an eyepatch, focused on a City-stickered laptop perched on one of the chair's arms. Unless the players entered stealthily (roll stealth vs. perception), the woodchuck immediately turns to face them and says "Oh, good. You're here. What's the new wifi password?" The woodchuck is, in fact, Staten Island Chuck, who runs an extensive cryptocurrency mining operation from this room. Chuck was presumed deceased years ago; as he'll readily but somewhat bitterly explain, he's had to fake his death and go underground ("literally") to avoid his well-connected enemies in the cryptocurrency business. STATUE OF LA GUARDIA The statue of La Guardia, life-size at 3 feet high, is a magic trap, detectable on a Perception skill check for anyone searching this section of the hallway for traps (DC 10), or by anyone with a Passive Perception of 15+. Stepping on a hidden pressure plate in front of the statue causes it to spit fire in a 10-foot cone directly in front of it. Anyone caught by the flames takes 22(4d10) fire damage, or half damage on a successful saving throw (Dexterity, DC 13). The trap can be disabled by placing a wedge under the pressure plate, casting dispel magic (DC 13), or stuffing an artichoke in the statue's mouth. The plate can also be jumped or stepped over carefully, if a character is aware of it. Award 50 XP if the party disables the trap.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
bold.bsky.social
new hunger games trailer means the hunger games editors are fed and watered and emotionally damaging me !!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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my love of pickles has betrayed me into getting tricked by AI :(
screenshot of a tiktok video of a woman wearing a transparent jacket filled with pickles
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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the white house spending the shutdown parodying... myspace
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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halloween voting sticker supremacy
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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i’m so sad about the metrocard leaving 😭 and boy do I want that ice cream sandwich
(from www.mta.info/press-releas...)
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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no way to opt out of this it seems 🙃
What you should know On December 16, 2025, we're making changes to our Privacy Policy. Here are some details. o Personalizing your experiences We'll start using your interactions with Als to personalize your experiences and ads. • What this means Personalizing your experiences includes suggesting content like posts that you may find interesting and reels to watch. It also includes showing ads that are more relevant to you.
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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he’ll yeah free Bugonia screening by @theonion.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
bold.bsky.social
this lead is kinda unhinged

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/s...
At a Staten Island shipyard, workers were busy on a recent morning repairing the Cuauhtémoc, a Mexican Navy sailing ship that smashed into the Brooklyn Bridge in May, killing two crew members. Docked nearby was a problem vessel of another kind: the Staten Island Ferry owned by Colin Jost and Pete Davidson.
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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forgive the blurry picture but is this rainbow building lighting on the skyline new or have i lost it? (also what building is it?)
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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on the other hand this rules, even if it's half mesh
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
bold.bsky.social
at some point this is no longer a converse shoe
a tall brown suede boot on a white heel with a light converse logo etched in
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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what did they do to converse ???
a black converse shoe with a pointy toe and a slight heel
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
bold.bsky.social
it's wild that this iconic tumblr post from 2015 was actually a prophecy all along !!!
No but seriously imagine it: You're seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing "this is gospel." When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing... "When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band." Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing "this is gospel" along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing "Black parade". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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people who write google reviews like this are the highlight of society
“Repulsive and Horrifying”, “Hell on earth”, “Human rights violation.” These are terms I would NOT use to describe the men’s public restrooms at Cedar Point campgrounds. There’s no shortage of wonderful things I could say about Cedar Point, but THIS REVIEW WILL FOCUS ON THE MEN’S BATHROOMS, as they were unequivocally the highlight of our trip! -An impressive legacy: There’s an info plaque explaining that the Cedar Point men’s bathrooms were actually designed by the same guy who designed the award winning Marriott Bonvoy bathrooms. And it shows! Don’t let the humble exterior fool you-once inside, you find yourself in a sparkling palace of grandeur - the PINNACLE of luxury! - Smart Showers: To shower, simply fashion a complex system of levers, pulleys and wheels to activate the water sensor. The showers are conveniently bluetooth enabled and accept Bitcoin! - Welcome to the ELECTRO-DOME: There are charging outlets on all the walls. None of them work at all but it adds sort of a fun “cyberpunk” decorative element! - Customer service: They have a 24/7 concierge at the sink who will give you a complimentary spritz of cologne, a mint, and a steaming hot-oil wrist and ankle massage. He doesn’t take no for an answer! He lives in a hollowed out space behind the sinks i think. -A flourishing ecosystem: If you’re like me and totally geek out learning about the local wildlife, you’ll appreciate the abundance of new and freakish insect species that will crawl up your legs while you piss. There are LEGIONS more insects INSIDE the men’s bathrooms than there are OUTSIDE in the woods, which for many, is a perk! According to the gals in our group, their restrooms are nothing like the men’s!? they said it was “very gross” and “pretty much what you’d expect for a campsite public restroom”. I really felt bad for them, so I am docking (1) star. We will be returning!
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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i am on a boat, the view is pretty good
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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holy shit look at the moon
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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unfortunately i am the target audience for this textbook
1 prompt = 'What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?' But if the user types something other than a string of digits, you get an error: prompt = 'What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?\n' speed = input(prompt) What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean, an African or a European swallow? int(speed) ValueError: invalid literal for int() with base 10:
September 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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i didn't realize how much i missed this feature until i no longer had it, hurrah 🥲
September 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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i can’t wait for it to be 2005 so i can listen to this fall out boy album
September 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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oh no
“I just wanted to be her friend,” Greco added. “I just wanted to have one good friend. It’s nothing.”
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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i love that this line is not new at least - I remember all the stories of that time Meryl Streep was in it, and this article from 2001 does not disappoint

www.theatermania.com/news/the-sea...
tickets. If “time is money,” however, The Seagull is the most expensive show in town. The first person to arrive for the opening preview, Andrea Ciannavei, got on line at 1:00am, knowing that she would have to wait until 1:00pm to actually be handed tickets. And as previews for the The Seagull (which opens officially on August 12) have continued, the media have been filled with stories of far longer waits for those precious tix. How did Ciannavei pass the time she spent on line? “I’ve smoked one and a half packs of cigarettes in 12 hours,” she told me. “I also wrote in my journal.” One person toward the back of the line said that he had finished editing chapter seven of his novel; if a book by someone named Jeff Couchman ever hits the New York Times best-seller list, know that the magic happened in Central Park.
August 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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the other week i had this sandwich the size of my forearm and it was incredible
August 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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hayley williams just dropped an entire album on her website and the only way to listen to it is through this old school mp3 player
July 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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today i learned that sean astin is not just a nepo baby, he’s an actual mamma mia situation (four dads!)
Astin was born in Santa Monica, California, on February 25, 1971, the son of actress Patty Duke (1946–2016) and Michael Tell (1944/1945–2025).[2][3][4][5] At the time, it was incorrectly reported that entertainer Desi Arnaz Jr. was his biological father. Tell was a writer, music promoter, and publisher of the newspaper The Las Vegas Israelite. When Duke became pregnant, she was unsure whether Tell, Arnaz or actor John Astin was the father, and Tell offered to marry her as a way out of the scandal.[6] The marriage lasted only 13 days in 1970, ending before Astin was born. In 1972, Duke married John Astin. When the wedding guests were invited to speak, 18-month-old Astin looked at John and cried, "Daddy!", to which the Episcopal priest performing the ceremony remarked, "Well, that about does it!"[10] John subsequently adopted Sean. In 1973, Duke gave birth to Astin's brother Mackenzie Astin, who also became an actor. Duke and John Astin divorced in 1985.[11] Duke married Mike Pearce in 1986,[7] and they adopted a son, Kevin, in 1989.[11] When Astin was 14, Duke told him that Arnaz was his biological father. Almost a decade later, in 1994, Astin met Tell's niece, who suggested that Astin get a paternity test. Tell was found to be his actual biological father.[12] Astin developed close relationships with all three, saying: "Desi Arnaz Jr. loves me, and I love him." Astin considers John his father, as John raised him. Astin is also close to his stepfather, Mike Pearce, saying, "I can call any of them on the phone any time I want to. John, Desi, Mike, or Papa Mike ... my four dads."[7]
July 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM