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@bold.bsky.social
i've been on the internet for too much of my life ⚔️ crj forever 🌈 nyc
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quick, they can’t have gotten far
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
one surprising thing i’ve learned in grad school so far is apparently i can pass for 22
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
one surprising thing i’ve learned in grad school so far is apparently i can pass for 22
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
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how did they settle on this number? was there a meeting where it was like 'well anybody can try to traffic people for sex thirteen, fourteen times, that's just normal. sixteen? dubious. and seventeen is right out'
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
how did they settle on this number? was there a meeting where it was like 'well anybody can try to traffic people for sex thirteen, fourteen times, that's just normal. sixteen? dubious. and seventeen is right out'
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
my go to recipe for years, highly recommend!
here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
web.archive.org/web/20201117...
Issue #14: Cold-Oven Thanksgiving Turkey
= Hello! I recently tweeted a bare-bones method for roasting a perfect Thanksgiving turkey in a cold oven, and many people had lots of questions. =
web.archive.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
my go to recipe for years, highly recommend!
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honestly a huge round of applause to FT for finding their angle on this. saw the headline and laughed out loud
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
honestly a huge round of applause to FT for finding their angle on this. saw the headline and laughed out loud
this is absolute chefkiss perfection god bless COIB
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
this is absolute chefkiss perfection god bless COIB
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"Before I left the NYC Conflicts of Interest Board back in 2022, I created (along with Dan Iwrey and Rob Casimir) what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived… or at the very least the ONLY municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived."
www.nyc.gov
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Before I left the NYC Conflicts of Interest Board back in 2022, I created (along with Dan Iwrey and Rob Casimir) what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived… or at the very least the ONLY municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived."
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once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
i have many thoughts about charli xcx launching a substack (as related to the platform) but I do appreciate her using the word 'delving' in this world of 'delve is a chatgpt word' discourse
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i have many thoughts about charli xcx launching a substack (as related to the platform) but I do appreciate her using the word 'delving' in this world of 'delve is a chatgpt word' discourse
new hunger games trailer means the hunger games editors are fed and watered and emotionally damaging me !!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
new hunger games trailer means the hunger games editors are fed and watered and emotionally damaging me !!!
This is such a great feature (though sad and nyc's weed laws are very confusing)
The ‘Godmother’ of Weed vs. Her Uncle, the DEA Agent
Cannabis officials courted a rising pot star to join New York’s legal market. Then a stunning police raid upended everything and shattered her family.
www.thecity.nyc
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is such a great feature (though sad and nyc's weed laws are very confusing)
big day of people bringing things for a work potluck on the subway today
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
big day of people bringing things for a work potluck on the subway today
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
i'm archiving an old vimeo account and there's a skype tutorial from 2007... on one hand i have no need for this and on the other hand it would be sad to have that lost to history
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i'm archiving an old vimeo account and there's a skype tutorial from 2007... on one hand i have no need for this and on the other hand it would be sad to have that lost to history
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REVEALED: Conspiracy by the MTA to inflate the average mph of NYC city buses
NYC bus on the Ohio Turnpike outside Toledo. The front says NOT IN SERVICE
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
REVEALED: Conspiracy by the MTA to inflate the average mph of NYC city buses
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Insurance is a dark horse slowly suffocating spontaneity and fun wherever it resides
NYC bars are getting crushed by the rising cost of liability insurance
High rates have become an existential threat to venues’ already razor-thin margins.
gothamist.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Insurance is a dark horse slowly suffocating spontaneity and fun wherever it resides
i love it when bluesky turns into weather reports , as is name appropriate
(my new office has no windows is it really snowing outside 🥹)
(my new office has no windows is it really snowing outside 🥹)
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i love it when bluesky turns into weather reports , as is name appropriate
(my new office has no windows is it really snowing outside 🥹)
(my new office has no windows is it really snowing outside 🥹)