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William 🛠
@boithorn.bsky.social
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Screencap of a message that says "'Papillon had hoes' no he didn't, that's not true"
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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When I'm in a clutch off and see my opponent is a NFC North team
Tiger with a shocked expression. It is captioned "He realized he not built for this 💀"
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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When I saw Angel's Egg earlier this week, they had some local ads in the pre-roll that were shamelessly AI generated
Lyric card featuring Cam'ron that says "This shit'll disgust ya". (From "Ground Zero" by The Diplomats)
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I am seeking entry to your anti-communist, mutually defensible polycule
A graphic that says "What is DATING NATO?"
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Tuned in for Nebraska-Minnesota
Selfie of myself. I am wearing a green shirt and a hat with the Big Ten logo on it. Picture of Rob Lowe wearing a hat with the NFL logo on it
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Unpacking and rearranging my apartment
Screenshot of tweet by Pitchfork. It says "Neil Young on the sci-fi novel he's working on: 'It's a fuckin' mess.'" A link to the article features a picture of Neil Young performing.
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Okay, now who were they playing?
Screenshot of a tweet that says: "Nebraska QB Dylan Raiola in Week 2: 🌽 24/31 🌽 364 YDS 🌽 4 TDS 🌽 0 INTS"
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I went here and everyone knew you
People lined up underneath an arch that says "MINNESOTA FRUITS"
August 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Alright, probably halfway through this build. Just gotta assemble *looks at manual* FIVE gimmicks
The mobile suit portion of the HG "Gundam Perfect Strike Freedom Rouge" gunpla. It has a pale pink, pink, and red color scheme.
August 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Found some extra square footage in my apartment
Rectangular hole cut in the ceiling, blocked by a piece of wood. You can just barely make out ductwork and pipes in the darkness.
August 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Job search status update
Screenshot of a man holding his chin and posing seductively on an instagram story. It is captioned "Who want me? 🚫🧢". On the bottom is poll results indicating 100% of people voted "NO."
August 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I know Sacramento sucks, but this is harsh
Yard sign with the text "NO KINGS IN AMERICA!" over an American flag
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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sonya
Gray and orange torbie cat sitting in a milk crate and staring directly at the camera
August 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Youtube thumbnail with a black and white picture of Jennifer Hudson, Joe Biden, and will.i.am. The thumbnail is for a music video "The Love" by Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Hudson
August 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Revisiting old Black Eyed Peas videos
Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas staring directly at the camera. The interface of a HP TouchSmart computer is overlaid. From the "Boom Boom Pow" music video
August 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The spirit of Tomino lives on in the Gundam Card Game
Two unit cards from the Gundam Card Game: GOOhN and Buster Gundam
July 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Eddington review
The cast of Family Guy staring forward with no expression. The caption says "Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing"
July 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Me looking at phone
Mads Mikkelsen from Death Stranding staring directly at the screen. He is wear wire-rimmed glasses that are down at his nose.
July 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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My two horrible stepsons that won't stop killing each other
Side by side picture of the Armored Core VI Orbiter and Orbiter Nightfall gunpla models. The Orbiter is gray, and the Nightfall is a dark beige color.
July 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Going out like Dewey Cox's brother
Selfie of me holding up a machete near my face
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I'm from Savannah, and I say kill the Bananas!
Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers being interviewed
July 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Omahans when they need to run a red light on Dodge vs when a lane is closed on the interstate
Max Verstappen in his fire suit pumping his fist Screenshot of a Tiktok with someone driving a car. It is captioned "Did you know Dissociation while driving is a trauma response?"
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Attending my first Twins game
Screenshot of Dril tweet: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"
June 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Screenshot of Google's "People also ask" section. The two questions are: "What disease did Dr. Strangelove have?" "Why did Dr. Strangelove stand up?"
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Landlords in the Zillow age
Screenshot of a picture of Caroline Calloway from instagram. She is looking forward with worldweariness. It is captioned "Jesus Christ I hate communicating with prospective tenants"
June 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM