L☭RL
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Walking through the airport this evening, I heard a little girl yell “daddy daddy wait for us!” the man in question did a visible full body eye roll as he stopped to wait for his wife and daughter, 20-30 feet behind him, clearly walking as fast as they could.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Walking through the airport this evening, I heard a little girl yell “daddy daddy wait for us!” the man in question did a visible full body eye roll as he stopped to wait for his wife and daughter, 20-30 feet behind him, clearly walking as fast as they could.
This time last year I crocheted my unborn nephew this sweater - it’s Seattle hipster size rn, maybe next year it’ll fit 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This time last year I crocheted my unborn nephew this sweater - it’s Seattle hipster size rn, maybe next year it’ll fit 🥰
I have a jar of plain beef tallow that Eel absolutely loves to lick off my fingers. And I had been trying to teach him that drumming on the top of this jar in particular with my fingernails means that it’s Tallow Time
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I have a jar of plain beef tallow that Eel absolutely loves to lick off my fingers. And I had been trying to teach him that drumming on the top of this jar in particular with my fingernails means that it’s Tallow Time
How do people wear multiple necklaces on a daily basis without them fusing into a tangled mess? I can’t even wear two without problems
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How do people wear multiple necklaces on a daily basis without them fusing into a tangled mess? I can’t even wear two without problems
I’m rewatching Supernatural again and having a thought:
Seasons 1-2 are reverse Scooby Doo: there’s a monster of the week and it’s always a real monster, even when it appears to be normal human crime
Season 3: prequel
Season 4: the beginning of the actual show
Seasons 1-2 are reverse Scooby Doo: there’s a monster of the week and it’s always a real monster, even when it appears to be normal human crime
Season 3: prequel
Season 4: the beginning of the actual show
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’m rewatching Supernatural again and having a thought:
Seasons 1-2 are reverse Scooby Doo: there’s a monster of the week and it’s always a real monster, even when it appears to be normal human crime
Season 3: prequel
Season 4: the beginning of the actual show
Seasons 1-2 are reverse Scooby Doo: there’s a monster of the week and it’s always a real monster, even when it appears to be normal human crime
Season 3: prequel
Season 4: the beginning of the actual show
Tigerlily says boop
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tigerlily says boop
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Why is it ok for someone to openly stare at you in public, but then if you notice them staring, you’re the asshole?
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why is it ok for someone to openly stare at you in public, but then if you notice them staring, you’re the asshole?
“are the fae open source” is gonna live in my brain permanently i fear
Try copyrighting the Fair Folk, I dare you.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“are the fae open source” is gonna live in my brain permanently i fear
I got flu and covid shots yesterday, now my entire body hurts 🛌
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I got flu and covid shots yesterday, now my entire body hurts 🛌
I’ve been thinking lately that Ashoken Farewell should be a term like Irish Goodbye. Maybe like when you put on a sad song to bum everyone out and then dip while it’s playing, that’s an ashoken farewell.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been thinking lately that Ashoken Farewell should be a term like Irish Goodbye. Maybe like when you put on a sad song to bum everyone out and then dip while it’s playing, that’s an ashoken farewell.
My sweet baby Tigerlily has a couple vet appointments on Monday, one with an internist and one with a cardiologist. There is lymphatic fluid building up in his chest around his lungs and it’s unclear why. He seems perfectly happy and normal. 😢🧡
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My sweet baby Tigerlily has a couple vet appointments on Monday, one with an internist and one with a cardiologist. There is lymphatic fluid building up in his chest around his lungs and it’s unclear why. He seems perfectly happy and normal. 😢🧡
ngl I thought Dick Cheney had already died
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ngl I thought Dick Cheney had already died
Turned my conch into a triple conch, I think this ear really is finished now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Turned my conch into a triple conch, I think this ear really is finished now.
So I met with a new mental health provider today and we were talking about a potential ASD assessment, and I said I’m reluctant to have that in my chart considering how The Administration is acting.
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So I met with a new mental health provider today and we were talking about a potential ASD assessment, and I said I’m reluctant to have that in my chart considering how The Administration is acting.
Absolutely inconsolable at how precious my nephew is 🥹
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Absolutely inconsolable at how precious my nephew is 🥹
Changed my bedspread and this immediately happened
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Changed my bedspread and this immediately happened
I’m praising Gull for his persistent and effective communication skills as the sun sets ever earlier and I continue giving the cats their Goo & Slime at the same government time.
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m praising Gull for his persistent and effective communication skills as the sun sets ever earlier and I continue giving the cats their Goo & Slime at the same government time.
Today’s excitement that was entirely my fault: Gull believes that any open door is his to walk through, and so he darted into my neighbor’s apartment this morning without her knowledge, and she locked up and left. I didn’t realize he was in there for several hours.
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Today’s excitement that was entirely my fault: Gull believes that any open door is his to walk through, and so he darted into my neighbor’s apartment this morning without her knowledge, and she locked up and left. I didn’t realize he was in there for several hours.
I love when you’ve exhausted all normal solutions to a problem so you resort to posting about it to ask for help, and the first several comments are “have you tried *normal solution*?”
YES. OBVIOUSLY. THIS IS PLAN B.
YES. OBVIOUSLY. THIS IS PLAN B.
October 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love when you’ve exhausted all normal solutions to a problem so you resort to posting about it to ask for help, and the first several comments are “have you tried *normal solution*?”
YES. OBVIOUSLY. THIS IS PLAN B.
YES. OBVIOUSLY. THIS IS PLAN B.
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Trying their best to look and feel pretty but it’s all been too much
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trying their best to look and feel pretty but it’s all been too much
I made a post on lex asking if anyone wants to read and discuss my favorite books, and many people said yes, and one person chimed in to say they don’t like the books but wish they did.
I know this is a common thing but WERE YOU RAISED IN A FUCKING BARN???
I know this is a common thing but WERE YOU RAISED IN A FUCKING BARN???
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I made a post on lex asking if anyone wants to read and discuss my favorite books, and many people said yes, and one person chimed in to say they don’t like the books but wish they did.
I know this is a common thing but WERE YOU RAISED IN A FUCKING BARN???
I know this is a common thing but WERE YOU RAISED IN A FUCKING BARN???
Love to ineffectually gentle-parent my own fucking parents 🫠
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Love to ineffectually gentle-parent my own fucking parents 🫠