Steve - Teller of Tall Tales
@bofferson.bsky.social
Award winning author of no books ever.
Apparently not as funny as I think I am.
Apparently not as funny as I think I am.
'Here's the Jeeves MkI Robo-Butler. It comes with #undertones of sarcasm.'
'Far too expensive.'
'Ok. We do have the Alfred "Michael Caine" 200. I'll just demonstrate.'
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.'
'Hmm. It appears to be stuck in Italian Job mode.'
#vss365
'Far too expensive.'
'Ok. We do have the Alfred "Michael Caine" 200. I'll just demonstrate.'
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.'
'Hmm. It appears to be stuck in Italian Job mode.'
#vss365
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
'Here's the Jeeves MkI Robo-Butler. It comes with #undertones of sarcasm.'
'Far too expensive.'
'Ok. We do have the Alfred "Michael Caine" 200. I'll just demonstrate.'
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.'
'Hmm. It appears to be stuck in Italian Job mode.'
#vss365
'Far too expensive.'
'Ok. We do have the Alfred "Michael Caine" 200. I'll just demonstrate.'
'You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.'
'Hmm. It appears to be stuck in Italian Job mode.'
#vss365
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July 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Drop some PUPPETS 🧵✋️🖤
June 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
'Are we safe here, Tabletron?'
'I hope so, Foldingchairatron. The Decepticons shouldn't be able to see us.'
'I can't believe the Transformers wouldn't let us join them. "Ooh you haven't got any weapons so you're of no use". Bunch of bastards.'
'Screw you, Optimus Prime.'
#vsspic
'I hope so, Foldingchairatron. The Decepticons shouldn't be able to see us.'
'I can't believe the Transformers wouldn't let us join them. "Ooh you haven't got any weapons so you're of no use". Bunch of bastards.'
'Screw you, Optimus Prime.'
#vsspic
June 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
'Are we safe here, Tabletron?'
'I hope so, Foldingchairatron. The Decepticons shouldn't be able to see us.'
'I can't believe the Transformers wouldn't let us join them. "Ooh you haven't got any weapons so you're of no use". Bunch of bastards.'
'Screw you, Optimus Prime.'
#vsspic
'I hope so, Foldingchairatron. The Decepticons shouldn't be able to see us.'
'I can't believe the Transformers wouldn't let us join them. "Ooh you haven't got any weapons so you're of no use". Bunch of bastards.'
'Screw you, Optimus Prime.'
#vsspic