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Sports Massage Therapist in Lanzarote . Freediving instructor 🤿 roadie 🚵 B movie enthusiast 🧛 proud husband 🏳️‍🌈
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Ho! Ho! Ho!

No.

That was a horrible mess. Mediocre during its viewing, but today it’s worse. Cringey and not funny at all.

Michael Showalter, where art thou?

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#letterboxd #streaming #filmsky 📽️ #AmazonPrimeVideo #ohwhatfun
A ★ review of Oh. What. Fun. (2025)
What happened to Michael Showalter? Ever since he started working for Bezos, it's just been awful. This Christmas movie is so bland, formulaic, conventional, and almost an ode to the Karens of the wor...
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December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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#letterboxfriday day means #lastfourwarched. Today’s theme is : gay random shit

1. Director-actor obviously wanted to bottom for the main lead
2. Meaningful period piece
3. Meh Xmas movie
4. Half naked man doesn’t make a movie

This Week was bad.

#lgbtq #letterboxd #christmas #gaymovies
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Very proud to set up a Freediving Exploration Week in March 2026 in Lanzarote. No performance . Just connecting with the pristine ocean, sea life, underwater lava tunnels and more. DM for info. #freediving #exploration #apnea #lanzarote #underwater #canaryislands #freedive #addDiving
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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#letterboxdfriday theme is : French Classics

1. Early LGBTQ representation in France
2. #whodunit amidst the French resistance
3. Super villain Fantomas ahead of Blofeld
4. Amoral and refreshing take on adultery

#filmsky 📽️ #lgbtq #resistance #villain #moviesky
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Reco mode for my Freediving Exploration Week I’m organizing March 2026 in Lanzarote. Underwater tunnels, caves, wrecks. No performance. Just nature. #addDiving #freediving #lanzarote #explore #inderwater #freedive
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Friday! #letterboxdfriday theme: Death in Norway.
I genuinely love norsk genre movies. Really 📽️

4. Slasher in the Snow
3. HELT FANTASTISK!
2. 3rd Prey is not the charm
1. TROOOOOOLL

#lastfourwatched #norway #slasher #troll #horrorsky #norge #filmsky #moviesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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A visit to the Underwater Museum in Lanzarote.
-14m down - to an amazing dreamlike place, with ghostlike figures of immigrants - living or dead- trying to cross the door of Europe. #freedive #freediver #addDiving #divesky #marinelife #immigrants #underwater #museum
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This is a guitar shark. They’re pretty rare and I’ve never seen one before but the unseasonably cold water off Costa Rica this week attracted them and we saw like ten of them. They’re weird and ancient looking. Didn’t see one move. 🤿 #divesky #marinelife
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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This week’s theme is : Winter is coming

1 Brilliant Winter with Emma
2 Everest Borefest
3 Matrix-Like Killer Warthog
4. Norma at the cold pool.

#filmsky📽️ #horrorsky #letterboxdfriday #everest #lastfourwatched #slasher #normadesmond #deadofwinter #winteriscoming
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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The theme of today’s #letterboxfriday is : classics
1. Hypnotic filmmaking
2. Simone Signoret ❤️
3. Mineslash
4. Fantomas is Darth Vador. So obvious!

#filmsky 📽️ #slasher #timelapse #horrorsky #lastfourwatched #valentine #classics #darthvador

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November 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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This #letterboxdfriday theme is : random shit
1. Nonsense gory #slasher
2. Wunderbar sharkitude extravaganza
3. Wasted tale on #lgbtq bullying
4. Margaret Rutherford. Nuf’ Said.

#whodunit #filmsky #horrorsky #moviesky #bullying #jaws #lastfourwatched
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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My take on JAWS THE REVENGE. One of the most reviled film in history. Mostly with one-liners by some just to look cool.
Yeah it’s bad. But we’ve all seen way way worse, right?

Entering easily my Top 20 so bad it’s good.

#filmsky #jaws #horrorsky #shark

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A ★★★★★ review of Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Masterpiece extravaganza of sharkitude. The kind of film that's easy to destroy/dismiss because everything falls apart after 20 minutes. It's an über mess. But I will not go through a one-liner to bas...
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October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Yesterday was Hiking Day in Lanzarote. Among the 110 volcanos we have here. Pick one, and go there.

#hiking #volcanoes #trail #lanzarote #canaryislands
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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#letterboxdfriday the 13th it is

1. Stupid slasher but best camerawork in the franchise
2. Criminally underrated 90’s thriller
3. Least appealing Ray Harryhausen movie
4. Weird + atmospheric non-slasher

#slasher #lastfourwatched #stopmotion #moviesky #horror #whodunit #horrorsky #lgbtq #julesverne
Friday the 13th part 2 Switchback Mysterious island The slayer
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I slayed with The Slayer, an obscure not-so-much slasher, leaning more to a gothic Old Dark House storyline with some gore along the line. Best death by pitchfork ever.
#slasher #moviesky #filmsky #horror #horrorcommunity

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A ★★½ review of The Slayer (1982)
Despite the structure of the mysterious killer who kills people on a remote island, this is definitely not a slasher. It's much more in the style of The Old Dark House with hints of Gore, with a rever...
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October 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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Thanks for all the kind words and messages following the loss of my Stelvio. It’s a hard time to see go so young a puppy saved from abandon. Unfairness. But kindness saves the day.
Photos from Day 1 to Day 3307. All this love.

#DogsOfBlueSky #Pets #BlueSkyDogs #Dogs #petlovers #Doglove
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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#letterboxdfriday it is.

1 Jamie Lee on a Train goes boo
2 Keira Turkey strikes again
3 Great ensemble work from Italian wonder Özpetek
4. Put the ass back in Jurassic

#filmsky #slasher #lgbtq #diamonds #moviesky #lastfourwatched #screamqueen #horror #whodunit
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My beautiful Stelvio is gone 💔. 9 years of joy, since I reduced him in Sicile as a pup, abandoned by the road - til yesterday where cancer just won. Damn disease.
Beautiful heart.

#DogsOfBlueSky #Pets #BlueSkyDogs #Dogs #petlovers #DogWalk
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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What did you do this week-end?
I was a bit on land with my bike, watching movies but also underwater. #divesky #freedive #diving #lanzarote #apnea #freediver
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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G.Is vs Agressive dinos in ´Nam 1968? You’ll get that. But nothing more.
On a shoestring budget, CGI FX are nothing more than a miracle, stomping on any Jurassic thing. And it’s gory as hell. Mediocre but fun.

#filmsky #horrorsky #review #moviesky

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A ★★½ review of Primitive War (2025)
I'd only seen Red Billabong from the director, an incredibly poorly executed atrocity put on film. I was a little scared when I started screening the film. It has a relatively low budget ($8 million),...
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October 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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This week’s #letterboxdfriday theme is : women in dresses.
1. Spanish pre-Exorcist arm-eating child. Meh.
2. Whodunit within #whodunit - clever.
3. TV movie but Bullock saves it. A bit.
4. Non-slasher #slasher. Love it.

#lastfourwatched #filmsky #horror #horrorsky #agathachristie #exorcist
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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APRIL FOOLS!

One of my top 5 80’s movies.
April Fool’s Day is a guilty pleasure - and a clever one too. Maybe too much for a teen audience in 1986. Any movie with Deborah Foreman is worth watching anyway.

#slasher #filmsky #whodunit #horror #horrorsky

My review:

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A ★★★★ review of April Fool's Day (1986)
Paramount did not know how to handle the publicity around that one. And they sunk it, everywhere. Clearly one of my favorite films of the '80s. Clever, skillfully directed, and with a genre-bending na...
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October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Race days in #lanzarote. That was fun but frustrating. And I fell. But I finished. #warriormode #raceday #cycling #lifebehindbars
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October 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Hell of a #letterboxdfriday

1. seen 11 times in a theater. Now UHD ❤️
2. Wannabe #giallo anticipating The Shining
3. Neo Lesbian Noir. Aubrey Rules.
4. Cinema, theater and painting intertwined

#filmsky #horror #horrorsky #halloween #lgbtq #lastfourwatched #whodunit #aubreyplaza
October 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Injury time. Slight elongation. Pain. As a massage therapist, I know what to do, thankfully.
But as I have a race (Vuelta Ciclista a Lanzarote) in 3 days :
Head says - give it up, not worth it.
Head also says : you can do it on one leg.

I am torn.

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#cycling #injury #raceday
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM