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she/they/it
swiftie-kc n2 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: dad you know what we’ve never done
dad: ??
me: taken a thanksgiving shot
dad: like flu?
me: why the hell would i mean flu
dad: ooooh TEQUILA
me: dad you know what we’ve never done
dad: ??
me: taken a thanksgiving shot
dad: like flu?
me: why the hell would i mean flu
dad: ooooh TEQUILA
anyways i feel like i had some therapy today
and idk if that’s concerning or not
and idk if that’s concerning or not
sincerely a jeep owner
sincerely a jeep owner
anyways i feel like i had some therapy today
anyways i feel like i had some therapy today
“you said it just started. it’s almost over!
(12:30-1) movie is from 12:30-3:30
“oh wait”
*mocks me*
“it’s a 30 minute long movie!”
“you said it just started. it’s almost over!
(12:30-1) movie is from 12:30-3:30
“oh wait”
*mocks me*
“it’s a 30 minute long movie!”
that’s when i should’ve know i was a lesbian
that’s when i should’ve know i was a lesbian
drank
stand up
drank
drank
stand up
drank
me: you know i’m like… allergic to that, right?
mom: not unless you touch it
me: … mom it’s literally burning into the air rn
me: you know i’m like… allergic to that, right?
mom: not unless you touch it
me: … mom it’s literally burning into the air rn